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aspiring professional housewife

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2 martinis in and started crying bc Remis eyelashes are turning white

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@SiestaKey Can we cancel Chloe please? She’s trying so hard to stay relevant

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Why is stuffing so good?

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Figuring out how to pose as a couple without our son like we haven’t already been doing it for half a decade….

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@juliettep0rter

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@SomeDailyJoe Chloe is the least interesting person on the show.

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My toxic trait is thinking all my baby weight should be gone when I just had my baby 3 weeks ago

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@JadeMenard Lol I was committed to wildin out

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Wish I could have told my younger self not to worry and that everything ends up working out for me ✨

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@JennBlock33 I’ve been considering but am too scared lol

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@samjlothinks She’s a buzz kill

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Officially going to have an Aries baby… now since he’s already late he needs to wait to make his appearance in April so his birthstone will be 💎 💎 💎

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Gonna cry if I go past my due date

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Are women going to get drafted for this WWIII BS…? Let me just say I’ve always sided with the unpopular opinion that women belong at home and men should provide for us so….

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@AlexissMariie18 It’s so good!

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Can officially say I’m having a baby next month!! So crazy 😵‍💫

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@irmskukavica I still use my wet to straight iron from 2010 so….

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@anguscloud Please. Don’t. Be. In love with. Some. One. ELSE!!! 😩

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It is so cringe that Brock and Scheana from @VanderpumpRules were planning to get married at Raquel and James’ engagement party… I cannot

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@QasimRashid Can the unvaxxed stop taking up hospital beds? That would be cool.