Evelin Cervantes

Mildly narcissistic, kind of nihilistic.

[Evelin Cervantes @evealejandra3]

@kimberdulsi : I wish I could just play red rover with cars to get them out of my way.
Me: .... you mean like crashing?

[Evelin Cervantes @evealejandra3]

My little sister: You’re not invited to this party. Get your crumpets somewhere else.

[Evelin Cervantes @evealejandra3]

Not to be a crazy but did anyone else see that green and orange streak in the sky like 20 minutes ago?

[Evelin Cervantes @evealejandra3]

Procrastination club: meeting postponed.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I didn’t know you were still rummaging through the park trashcan, Angry Raccoon. I am sorry you felt the need to bite my face and that my suggestion for you to work on your communication skills fell of deaf (yet very cute) ears. I am a bear.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

happy 4rd of julie. can u ples stop shootin at the sky i don't know what u think the sky done but IT WERE FRAMED.

[Evelin Cervantes @evealejandra3]

Okay but like, if NASA can have telescopes and cameras that take pictures of places so far away, why do front screen cameras still suck?

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

🇱🇷🇱🇷o say does that stair pringled banana yet wave
ober the land of the meeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
and the home of the brid 🇱🇷🇱🇷

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

If you prick us, do we not bleed? (We, in fact, do not. A fine, grey sand is all that comes from our wounds anymore.)

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

See yourself in a new car. See yourself with your friends and family. See yourself from the outside, an imposter stealing your life. Toyota.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Pain is all in the mind. Unfortunately, so is your entire experience of the universe.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Don't worry, the stars aren't watching us. They're looking outwards at what's coming.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Then a long moment of dawning horror as our mouths remain open but no sound is left to save us.

[Evelin Cervantes @evealejandra3]

It’s a wavy Monday.

[Evelin Cervantes @evealejandra3]

Things I love:

5. When people finally start to believe me after I tell them a person is the opposite of fun and fresh.

[Evelin Cervantes @evealejandra3]

Me: drops one of Yaretzy’s quarters in the dirt
Yare: leave it we need rich soil anyways.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

in "LYIN King" birb hero Zazu RUN THE KINGDOM but MUPASTA get all the credit???? nepawtisms.

[tie but business @threadsbytie]

🌌monthly mystery scrunchie set giveaway🌌
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-retweet to enter
-winner will receive April’s mystery set! ⭐️US ONLY (unless ur personally willing to pay international shipping cost!!) ends 4/17
-these are just example photos!

[Evelin Cervantes @evealejandra3]

“North Carolina should be known for color changing cars. They all turn green with pollen”
-Yaretzy