princess kenny

i got the most crazy disposition ever

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

the psychopath:

for the last two years i’ve been buying parakeets from the pet store & then releasing them in my neighborhood & now my neighborhood is overrun with parakeets & my neighbors are FURIOUS because they don’t know who to blame & when they asked

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him

[Dr. NSPM-7 Whoa🔻🌺 @dasmadchengyal]

you have no healthcare, can't buy a house, rent is almost unaffordable, food is skyrocketing, no paid leave, no childcare. but your tax dollars will fund a foreign country with healthcare, paid leave, childcare + funding the entire lives unemployed settlers & the orthodox.

[kar @bustitopen420]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but cops aren’t supposed to kill guilty people either

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[princess kenny @eveboyardee]

GO CAROLINA GO CANES BOOYAHHHHHHHH and now they execute the golden knights on ice

[princess kenny @eveboyardee]

25 SECONDS IN I LOVE YOU CANES

[r @6ffside]

our only hope

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
https://t.co/6i9MWs6LJl

[stace 🐞 @staystaystace]

it gets worse every fucking damn day

[fremen tammy 🇹🇳🇵🇸🇻🇪🇨🇺 @TamTamTammy3]

700,000 people shouldn't have been displaced in 1948

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Mulder opening an email from me with the subject “Choop of cabra” and nothing in the body

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[Colin @colinarmis]

the best graffiti i have ever seen in my life at the library today

[princess kenny @eveboyardee]

i love earth so much i'm gonna cry

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[$ @jxtsummer]

you literally just have to get really good at continuing

[𝕯eon @chiplichipli2k]

At this point I can’t even call it procrastinating anymore, I’m straight up jeopardizing my future 😭

[dove @crownurdoves]

Would u rather be a hitchhiker or the president