evie (she/her/hers)

doing it for the girls, the gays, and the Theys // a therapist might call this a cry for help

[evie (she/her/hers) @evelyngwallace]

Things that come up as I rewatch criminal minds for the nth time. A 🧵:

[Grim Chim @thatguygrimchim]

Whoever wrote this in the Abbot writing room deserves a raise, I literally had to pause my TV cuz I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[The Rogue Princess. @ShenaeCurry]

i’m sorry but this is SO GOOD LMFAO

[Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_]

I hate that he's so evil because otherwise, in every way, he is so perfectly this nation's gayest president.

[maddie, hot dog enthusiast @damnitmadeline]

Just discovered that my bf is more or less incapable of sitting criss cross applesauce and I said “text your boys rn and see if they can sit criss cross applesauce” and he said “okay but I’m going to say cross legged instead” masculinity is such a prison

[CASINO CAVIAR @Yamscasino]

Yeah, well a Killer Whale ain't supposed to be in fucking San Antonio innit?

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

Sorry, our venue isn't big enough for a Kamala rally. We could fit a Trump rally easily, though.

[Maj. (Ret.) Richard Ojeda @Ojeda4America]

So if a plane ticket costs $1200 to fly from Florida to someplace else in America, but then jumps to $3000 because a hurricane is coming…….that should be criminal. No company should ever be allowed to price gouge during disasters.

[Kay @ohKAYx33]

I bet I can find a teacher in Irvine right now with a classroom donation fund

[Ben Sixsmith @BDSixsmith]

Being unable to see the correlation between "wife is busy" and "baby is easy" is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on this app.

[Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib @RepRashida]

Meanwhile there’s people in our communities sleeping on the streets, drinking out of lead pipes, unable to feed their children, without health care, and in need of disaster relief.

[evie (she/her/hers) @evelyngwallace]

From a purely hypothetical standpoint, it seems they’re leaving activists with very few options… I would advise those leaders that their actions got us here when the protests are no longer nonviolent

[RELIV @ArielleIvy_]

From Gaza to Marcellus Williams, the state has made it clear that it does not care how many letters you sign, how many times you call. These people do not care what you want them to do. Accepting that is the only way to get to what’s next.

[ERS @indieiniceland]

A reminder that the previous Governor halted Marcellus's execution indefinitely and put together a group to examine his case and look at clemency. Parson dismantled that group and restarted the execution despite the Prosecuting Attorney's pleas. He should never know peace.

[bralyn🪩 @ateotbray]

i hope chappell keeps yelling at men in public it seems like no one wants to yell at men in public anymore

[evie (she/her/hers) @evelyngwallace]

Like me struggling with health insurance questions and decisions randomly just make me depressed bc she would know the answer

[evie (she/her/hers) @evelyngwallace]

You really never get over losing a parent, but especially every time I feel lost or out of my depth with something I KNOW she was good at? Wound reopen. Might bleed out. TBD.

[poodski @probablynotsis]

JANA PULLING OUT THE TRANSCRIPTS AND SAYING “ITS ON PAGE FOUR. . .” AHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHA. I fucking love these girllssssssss. #loveislandusa #loveislandusareunion

[Reality Tv Junkie @Realitea_TvJunk]

Serena laughing during the most serious and tense moment and saying I too do not like men who lie to me. LMAOOOO. How can you not love her. #Loveislandusa #loveislandusareunion

[schway lex. @Lexual__]

I’m terrified that a racist and misogynistic country that barely elected a white woman in the popular vote over Donald Trump wont elect Kamala and I don’t think that’s an unrealistic fear