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forensic science and criminal investigation lecturer up in the lake district 🕵🏼👩🏼‍🔬

[evie @evelynmbc]

@meltroa i volunteer 🙋🏼‍♀️ whats the pay like?

[evie @evelynmbc]

dami’s just devastated he won’t have two girls fighting over him #loveisland

[evie @evelynmbc]

some context family messages

[evie @evelynmbc]

going through the 5 stages of grief #LoveIsland

[evie @evelynmbc]

solid

[evie @evelynmbc]

love how i’ve done so much online dream window shopping now all my personalised adverts are for brands like prada and chanel 👜👠

[evie @evelynmbc]

we’re the ones who only just got offered vaccines. we’re the ones who have worked service jobs the entire time. we’re the ones who’s social lives are still completely on hold. an absolute joke.

[evie @evelynmbc]

the 20-30 year olds keep getting fucked over. we’re the majority getting married and having to pick only 30 people. we’re the majority having babies but not being allowed to enjoy the process of being pregnant/a new mum with our friends and family.

[evie @evelynmbc]

never seen anything funnier than a bird shitting on a group of bottomless brunchers 🤣 luckily i only dealt with a tiny amount of splash back from the event..

[evie @evelynmbc]

just finished my last online lesson, so excited to be in college next week and actually meet my students 😭

[evie @evelynmbc]

the fact the furlough scheme has been extended to september really doesn’t bode well for the summer i had envisioned

[evie @evelynmbc]

BOTH mafs and gogglebox on this evening 🤩 what a time to be alive

[evie @evelynmbc]

my housemate and i bought two new toys today: a vacuum cleaner and a wifi extender, shan’t tell you which we’re more excited about 🤩

[evie @evelynmbc]

@mjworkers it’s really concerned me the number of people having savoury pancakes this year🥴🤢

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

if british sitcoms were set during the pandemic

[evie @evelynmbc]

bought myself a new wine rack today, so then obviously i had to buy several bottles of wine to fill said wine rack 🥂🍷

[evie @evelynmbc]

reminising about the old house and honestly mum definitely got a taste of her own medicine 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[evie @evelynmbc]

i literally started my new job, as a teacher, today. 😂😭

[evie @evelynmbc]

don’t remember when we became elderly women, but with four pairs of slippers, four blankets and two cushion dinner trays littered around the living room, it’s safe to say my housemate and i are there 👵🏼👵🏼

[evie @evelynmbc]

my boyfriend just video called me from the other sofa to show me how ‘weird’ my toes look from where he is sat, how’s your christmas going?