Ted, why did I ever tell you my middle name, Mosby

como en los Simpsons cuando

[Julio César @juliokraft]

tú me coges del pecho así y te pregunto que qué somos

[nellie @lifeonellie]

mediterranean girls only want one thing: to be able to rent a house and live in their own countries without massive gentrification and tourists ✨🌷

[fallen alien 🇵🇸🇱🇧 @AzurAntoleon]

Cariño, estás bien? Apenas has probado tus yonkis

[The Eremition Tijuana Kid @Shavo619M]

Kate Middleton Kate Middleton
before Jan ’24: after Jan ’24:

[Ben @_benjamingv]

Kate Middleton Kate Middleton
before Mar. 18: on Mar. 18:

[Pedro J. García @fuertecito]

Feliz Día del Padre 🙏

[emma domitila 🎄 @peperinada]

ah si un cago de risa

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Someone’s showing this picture to his tattoo guy as we speak.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

evangelicals: "you should come to my church, we have cool music and a really positive and uplifting message"

catholics:

[cheto @CaadeOKC]

han puesto a una mujer limpiando para conmemorar el 8M?

[Dafne🌱 @MsInefable]

Un símbolo que nos une dicen y en lugar de poner a mujeres jugando al futbol ponen a una limpiándoles el campo. Empezamos fuerte

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

“i am so much happier now that i’m dead…technically missing…soon to be presumed dead…gone.”

[Ted, why did I ever tell you my middle name, Mosby @evemsimon]

Este fin de semana he llegado por casualidad a las reseñas de Google de la planta avícola, Avinatur en Purullena, ese caso se está investigando? @policia

[Dok @Dok845]

The thing that makes this so great is that it isn't that they didn't put in any effort, but that they put in the exact funniest amount of effort possible.

[Carmen Romero @carmenrogo10]

Los hijos del que te cobra 900€ por un zulo de 25 m2

[Simon @simon__stirling]

rip oscar wilde you would have loved twinks like this

[brett @itskindaover]

You pay $25 for this and take a pic for the insta story. 3 likes and one message from the ugly guy who’s obsessed with you. You feel kind of bad for him but always accept his compliments. Now you’re just holding the shake. Like a fucking idiot

[Azealia Banks News @AzealiaNews]

HAPPY 21/2 🌎

[trevy @chillextremist]

This is how I act when I smoke one hit of weed which is why I don’t