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I am burdened with glorious purpose.... of replying to tweets. Papa Bear. UCLA Bruin. Comic Book Nerd. Powered by ADHD. No Crypto schemes please and thanks.

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@spectrumarvel Yes, but here's the Thing...

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

God didn’t quit on you, so don’t you even think about quitting on yourself.

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The last kill happens 5 minutes in.

Then 39 minutes of Frank yelling "I LOVED IT!!!"

[Daredevil Updates @DDevilUpdates]

’THE PUNISHER: ONE LAST KILL’ has a final runtime of 44 minutes without credits.

(via: @Cryptic4KQual)

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@MrSoggyRamen @fwjordanz Definitely an underrated tweet

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@Bosslogic Thank God someone knows the true history!!!

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@BeamLocks

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@josh_posting

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@Li33aaa Probably from the meats

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@omgsidewalks Well we could bring a phone but it wouldn't do much.

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@remarks Too bad he didn't have a @GooglePixel_US phone, would have been a better video

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@DovySimuMMA That hamster took a dive. Someone's getting paid!!

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@sw_holocron He's growns up and he's growns up and he's growns up!!!

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@DanielRPK And if it's twins...

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@WarlingHD He should just carry around a set of index cards that say "I'm not in it", "seriously, I'm not in it", "I'm really not in it", etc.

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@MissSassbox Facths

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@Ravenismeee How about ...

Leader Energy

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@verullseye Then 3 hours 30 minutes of credits featuring the signatures of everyone who made the 10 minute movie 🤣

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@MissSassbox Aha, now I know why Willamette Valley has so much good wine. They survived!

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So Tylenol with danishes during pregnancy is the way to go!

[ABC News @ABC]

Taking acetaminophen, also known by the brand name Tylenol, during pregnancy had no effect on children developing autism, according to a study of over 1.5 million children in Denmark published this week. https://t.co/yK8cDdXYx1

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@GeraldG18210 @gloccnem Wowzer, not only do they have the meats, but they have
The coffee
The ice cream
The wings
The sandwiches
And the everything else

I mean, that's life right there!

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@BenStiller What the Fock, amiright?!