𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑

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NOT REAL EDDIE VEDDER
#90s

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

"𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘,
𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒔..."

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

Buddy, you really ain't helping your case.

[SIXX.★ Parody @THEATRECFPAIN]

I’m not lying !!

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

Lying does nothing for you, buddy. Pack it up.

[SIXX.★ Parody @THEATRECFPAIN]

There’s NOTHING wrong with me !!

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

What do you think it means, Sixx?

[SIXX.★ Parody @THEATRECFPAIN]

…. WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ?!

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

See, I'd ask what the hell is wrong with you but I already know the answer to that question.

[SIXX.★ Parody @THEATRECFPAIN]

It definitely means I do .

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

Doesn't mean you gotta announce that to everybody

[SIXX.★ Parody @THEATRECFPAIN]

ITS TRUE ?!

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

@THEATRECFPAIN // I wanna use stuff period but sometimes I just get a little shy for no reason

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

Fucking freak 🤨

[SIXX.★ Parody @THEATRECFPAIN]

The organ in my pants . 😏

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

I'm gonna be honest here, I haven't been able to afford food like that until like a few years or so ago. Just never bothered.

[##𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 @B4RB13K1LL3R]

"Fuck you mean "really?", YOU'VE NEVER HAD IT???"

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

Shit, really?

[##𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 @B4RB13K1LL3R]

"It's a fried rice with shrimp in it."

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

That's what I'm fucking SAYING man

[♯. 「 𝓣��𝑶𝑼𝑩𝑳𝑬 𝑰𝑵 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑫𝑰𝑺𝑬 .ᐟ 」 @WILDRI0T]

How'd it do that

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

The fuck do you mean a shrimp fried rice?

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

"Another year of wreaking havoc."

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

"Goddamn right, I am, brother."

[SIXX.★ Parody @THEATRECFPAIN]

“ You ARE the problem . “

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

"Sure am. Here to terrorize you and cause problems. Ooooo!"

[SIXX.★ Parody @THEATRECFPAIN]

“ Oh god , YOU’RE back . “

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

"Dude, ain't nobody wanna smell your stinky ass breath. Back up."

[SIXX.★ Parody @THEATRECFPAIN]

Up close and personal .

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

...you're lucky I actually have some to spare. Here, got some paper. Take whatever. I have plenty more.

[𝗧𝗛𝗘𝐆͟𝐄͟𝐍͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐋 * @OCEANSRYES]

⠀⠀ ︎ ︎︎
Yes. Your weed. Pretty please !
⠀⠀ ︎ ︎︎

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

Eh?

What, you want some or somethin'?

[𝗧𝗛𝗘𝐆͟𝐄͟𝐍͟𝐄͟𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐋 * @OCEANSRYES]

⠀⠀ ︎ ︎︎
… hey ..!!
⠀⠀ ︎ ︎︎

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

( Rolls up a blunt. )

[𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑 @EVENFL_W]

@SLEAZYROCX // Don't lie to me