peek@u

Possum(Sugar Glider) Trainer-Hiro of Time-Rebel Scum-Ocarina Professor-Stoner-Air Nomad

[peek@u @evenmudkipz]

5yo: where did you get that?!
Me: well, I was walking in some tall grass and suddenly he appeared! I quickly threw a Pokéball and we've been best friends, travelling the country ever since

[peek@u @evenmudkipz]

Your mom is too harsh!

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

The first drawback of anger is that it destroys our inner peace; the second is that it distorts our view of reality. If we think about this and come to understand that anger is really unhelpful, that it is only destructive, we can begin to distance ourselves from anger.

[Ryan Stiles @WhoseRyanStiles]

Here we go!

[.kuwabailey//G.U. @pelicantpark]

CONOR WAS PLAYING KH3 AND CALLED ME OVER TO SHOW ME THIS PICTURE HE TOOK IM CRYING

[BoringKate @BoringNerdyKate]

IT'S HONESTLY REALLY FRUSTRATING THAT I DON'T HAVE A CLONE!!! I JUST WANNA BE GAY WITH ME SO BADLY!!!

[jo @whatsJo]

kids: can we get a lollipop at the bank

me: if you’re good *pulls mask down over my face*

[Dr. Michio Kaku @michiokaku]

Riddle #62. Elements below iron on the periodic chart were "cooked" in the heat of stars. So we are made of star dust. But stars are not hot enough to cook elements beyond iron. So where did those elements come from?

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

The whole world is gettin stoned right now 🌍

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

I had really hoped to go through life without saying dick pic on national television.

[Cats Against Humanity™ @CatsVsHumanity]

If you're an adult female and call yourself a queen, a princess, or a mermaid there's a 100% chance you're fuckin nuts.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You know how stupid and awful other people can be, but it might surprise you to learn how stupid and awful you can be too.

[peek@u @evenmudkipz]

When they slide into your DMs acting like they have the biggest eggplant emoji
https://t.co/2sKYHKkzvH

[peek@u @evenmudkipz]

You can see the pussy juice stains on this guy's pants from a girl grinding super hard on him on the dance floor

Girls mark their territory too

[Dan McCready @McCreadyForNC]

I didn’t serve overseas in the Marines to come home to NC and watch a criminal, bankrolled by my opponent, take away people’s very right to vote. Today I withdraw my concession and call on Mark Harris to end his silence and tell us exactly what he knew, and when.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Kylie Jenner gets $1,000,000 per Instagram post. This is your world. You did this, not me.

[brighter days ☁️ @tyrathetaurus]

If you think vegans are easily offended, try telling a meat eater you made chicken wings out of cauliflower.