phteven

im not here to make good content • He|They

[phteven @evenphtevens]

I get that it’s gorpcore but can I climb in it?

[phteven @evenphtevens]

@thee_sala if Jesus didn’t know how to read, why are you expected to read the scale?

[phteven @evenphtevens]

im not delusional because im a pisces. you’re only saying that because you secretly love me

[phteven @evenphtevens]

💪body euphoria

[phteven @evenphtevens]

manifesting

[CHUD LIGHT LIME @youre2basic]

the boots??

[phteven @evenphtevens]

living in Denver means getting beta on how to crimp pinch a prostate

[phteven @evenphtevens]

@thee_sala it’s not about you, ya fuckin Leo 😘

[phteven @evenphtevens]

show us the white man!

[Bo Crave @Bomanizer]

🥰 7 months in and I’m making us twitter official

[phteven @evenphtevens]

what an ugly take on your community

[9NEWS Denver @9NEWS]

Triangle Bar announces closure, citing encampments that 'surrounded and suffocated' business https://t.co/b1y4Qe3UUF

[phteven @evenphtevens]

@thee_sala babes I know 😭 it’s the delulu at it’s finest

[phteven @evenphtevens]

any pointers on how to seduce my trainer for a lower rate would be appreciated ladies

[phteven @evenphtevens]

ma’am i watched a man fuck an aloe plant. if he was feeling you he’d text back

[phteven @evenphtevens]

life’s a game of chess and i love to chew on the pieces

[phteven @evenphtevens]

i too want to be white woman businesses casual core

[phteven @evenphtevens]

that’s not a living room, you ain’t living

[Justin McElroy @j_mcelroy]

hahahahaha we’re doomed

[phteven @evenphtevens]

job perks better include a sugar free red bull

[phteven @evenphtevens]

I don’t have “style” I just cyberstalk tan France for his clothes

[ALEN SERESS (he/him) @AlenSeress]

Every few weeks I remember that the stupid wolf and the stupid deer from that stupid furry manga aren't actually together

[phteven @evenphtevens]

thanks for thrust traps sluts