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"There is a way, when the Rich are too rich,
and the Poor are too poor."

Pearl S Buck, "The Good Earth"

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"Wise men do not judge, they observe, reflect and discuss. As someone who is not a wise man, this is inspirational."

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@MarinaPurkiss @jemmaforte @TheTrawlPodcast Nigel supports working from home, apparently.

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@Bbmorg

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@Richard_Weiss62 @terrychristian What's your opinion of the House of Lords, the Aristocracy and the unelected media mogul.

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@lucylocket1700 I've heard it said that you allegedly prostitute yourself to buy crack cocaine. Whether true or not WTF is going on?

I've never seen you deny it.

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@RealPNavarro Speaking from Europe:

American cars are too big for our roads and parking spaces, we don't need 'auto' transmission or cruise control, they use a lot of petrol (gasoline) which is way more expensive here and they handle like a wet tissue being dragged thru custard.

That's why.

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@TomAandTom1 1. It will take 2-5 years *at least* to establish an American supply line.
2. That supply line will cost more than the current goods, even with tariffs.
3. China did not 'steal' US jobs, US CEO's built factories in China because it was cheap.

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Bo Burnham - Welcome to the Internet

"Welcome to the Internet
Put your cares aside-
Here's a new way to drain pasta!
Here's a nine-year old who died!"

https://t.co/9q4nqHpuTn

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

🤣🤣🤣

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@mrmarksteel Is that a Eurovision thing?

I'm pleased we finally won.

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@WizardSci We had the same problem back-in-the-day

1980s/90s

"I wish that I could sometimes view
A film lacking Gerard Depardieu
But what I'd really like to view is
A week of films without Juliette Lewis."

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@MarinaPurkiss @LBC Congratulations - fantastic piece, also first time I've seen someone get a word in edgeways against Ferrari.

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@TomAandTom1 I'm glad that 'makeup effects legend Greg Nicotero' helped, otherwise we'd have just been presented with some monochrome-dressed guy wearing a hockey mask and carrying a machete.

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@Bbmorg Statistically, @benleo, your son is more likely to be beaten to death by you his Father than killed in a terrorist incident.

Sad but true.

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@TomAandTom1 I've followed this debate and I think the answer is that the actor David Tennant will have many roles in the future, while the writer Graham Linehan will have none.

Unless J K Rowling hires him for something.

---and yes, I loved "The IT Crowd"

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

Can girls have 30 dolls if they’re a gift from Qatar

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Dear Tom Swarbrick @LBC
During your interview with Lady Victoria Hervey, are you completely convinced she was sober?
Just asking.

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Sorry @lbc: did I just hear Lady Victoria Hervey describe the late Virginia Giuffre as "a tramp"?

If LVH represents the monarchy in any way, the sooner the CIA (*or whomever) destroy it, the better.

What a vile woman.

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@BladeoftheS "Thank Christ Boris Johnson's gone."

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@hissgoescobra He has a degree?
I knew you guys got stuff in the bottom of Crackerjack boxes but no-one mentioned degrees.

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@hissgoescobra Dorothy Parker.