Tal Even-Tov

As it turns out, you can't polish a turd. But apparently you can roll it in glitter. That's the summary of my life.

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There's only one thing worse than complete ignorance of how the world works.

Complete denial of how the world works.

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@NathanFillion Hi. We are prepared to spend days at an intersection, with a cardboard sign, to ask ppl to hoot, in South Africa, if they want the reboot to succeed. We'll share pics and videos but what #tag should use so that it is impactfull? this animated reboot is the highlight of our year

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Urge Disney to revive Firefly and Serenity - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/262JJOcIBU via @ChangeorgSA

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Urge Disney to revive Firefly and Serenity - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/262JJOcIBU via @ChangeorgSA

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@LastWeekTonight I gotta say ... of all my objections to @LastWeekTonight my biggest objection is how he keeps thay hairline given that ive lost mine

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@OfferZen why is it that there is no way to register on OfferZen? Linkedin and Github logins load ad infinitum and a manual account says "sorry try again later" and Google gives the following

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@Renmakesmusic
Ive never in my life felt understood until ren. Thank you Ren

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@ren makes music is an amazing therapist and he doesn't even realize it.

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Katee Sakohoff is such an underrated scifi actress. She is awesome and looking forward to watching Her new bsg podcast!!

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@Simon_Ingari My notice period is1 month meaning first day will be of 1 feb. Just know that I've had an on offee which is + R35 my current renumeration and is as A Senior Python TeaM Lead Exineed that is also Hybrid.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

HR: What is your notice period?
Candidate: 60 days.

HR: Is it negotiable?
Candidate: No.

HR: Sorry, we’re looking for someone who can join within 30 days.
Candidate: May I ask a question?

HR: Sure.
Candidate: What’s the notice period in your company?

HR: 90 days.
Candidate: If someone resigns and requests to leave within 30 days, would you allow it?

HR: No, we require time to find a replacement and ensure proper knowledge transfer.
Candidate: Then why is it fair to expect new hires to join early when existing employees can’t leave early?

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@LastWeekTonight please I beg you to donate those LBJ balls to Ahmed al Ahmed. If anyone epitomize those it is him.

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@Mishi_2210 I see 15. Does that make me a narcissist?? *pls 🤞🤞*

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@Makro_SA can we use gift cards to purchase online as long as the everything is covered by the amount? Your online store doesnt recognize the gift cards number??

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@Xsidi_ You deserve better... someone who wants to put in that time.

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@us_connie On engine start? Maybe the engine and computer are warming up? My car displays text saying "heating up". Maybe it's the same?

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@FNBSA and @picknpayasap have been pressuring me to order from them. But their stores dont even have simple items like minced pork for pies. Ill stick with @Sixty60_Tweets. They have everything one could need.

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@beardmeatsfood I am just gonna be honest ... you are an exact doppelganger... even down to the beard of a BA I worked with at Bidvest Bank.

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@AOC please take the same "cognitive test" trump did and record it in 1 camera take. So you can pls put to rest that you bury him in cognitive ability. Im sick of him calling ppl like you "low IQ"

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After decades I finally popped my cherry @brumachery

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@Sixty60_Tweets im creating my collection of Checkies stuck to my fridge 😀