Eve Oxspring

If life were a teen movie, I’d be the kid eating lunch in the bathroom. She/her 🏳️‍🌈

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

Can’t bring myself to watch either parts of Dune because I know I’ll either be really disappointed or it’ll become my entire personality and either option ain’t it

[Donie O'Sullivan @donie]

It looks like @elonmusk has killed the account that was tracking the location of his jet (using publicly available information)

@ElonJet

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

Did they really have to show a guide dog dying in the first VT of #childreninneed2021? Sent those fuckers a tenner ffs 😭

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

Think my water bottle leaked through my bag in the back of the taxi I just got out of and I’m praying it’s dried by the time the driver realises 😂😬

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

The only man I’d let hold my drink in a club is Tom the mail man from the Netflix movie Run.

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

Did you go through a Moulin Rouge obsession as a kid, or are you straight?

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

Never forget the time my mum found a pot of mints in my brother’s room, mistook them for drugs, and proceeded to call the police on him 😂😂

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

My pancreas is fancier than yours jsyk

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

@jocdjofm My pancreas is fancier than ALLL y’all’s pancreases 💁🏻‍♀️😂

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

This my new pancreas baby!!! 😍

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

Never realised how many Alicia Keyes songs I knew until this BBC countdown show with her 😂😂

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

I’ve woken up at 6 every morning for the past 7 years to give myself my daily background insulin. Drunk, sober, sick, healthy - EVERY DAY. On 6th January, I’m getting an artificial pancreas. It zaps between the device that tests my sugar readings and my phone. Technology, man.

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

Every time Michael McIntyre says "shut down" I scream "THAT'S NOT ME AND IT'S SHUT DOWN" and now my mum hates me :) #TheWheel

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

I honestly want to be Kathy Bates when I’m older. Unironically. If not, I want her to step on me 😍

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

Is Jack Black real? 😂😍

[Jack Black @jackblack]

My spidey senses are TINGLING!!
📹 @taylorstphens

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

@LauraCummingArt Hope she makes a full and swift recovery! Here’s my pooch in the bath today ❤️

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

@noahfinnadams Play spider-man: miles morales cos that shit SLAPS 😙👌🏻

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

Desperate for a #TMNT game in the same vein of #SpiderManMilesMorales #SpiderManPS4 (ie story driven, great mechanics and graphics).

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

My mum just poured milk onto her teabag before water and I don’t think I can love her now like I did before

[Eve Oxspring @eveoxspring]

@waziidul Nah - Cool! by Michael Morpurgo still haunts my dreams. His best book 👌🏻