Claire Marie

the most extroverted introvert you'll ever meet.

[Claire Marie @ever_claire]

I don't so much have resting bitch face as I do a permanent eye roll 🙄

[Claire Marie @ever_claire]

Love how frivolously grown adults will use ‘boo’ to express disgruntlement openly

[Kalhan @KalhanR]

to call someone “not a girl’s girl” during the summer of barbie is such a fatal blow

[Claire Marie @ever_claire]

A little offended that my Face ID still works on my extremely swollen post-wisdom teeth removal face…

[Claire Marie @ever_claire]

Forced gift giving is my personal hell.

[Claire Marie @ever_claire]

Jake just told me he keeps calendar reminders for all his long term pranks. Unsure how to level this playing field…

[Claire Marie @ever_claire]

Nothing says “I work in accounting” quite like starting an email with “happy friday jr”

[Claire Marie @ever_claire]

Another year older and another crop of strange old men wishing me happy birthday on linked in. #networking

[Robert Perrone @BobbyPerr1]

This is finally my calling. All my friends, my time is here. Help a guy out! @BuschBeer

[Claire Marie @ever_claire]

Feels like it should be mandatory to disclose that one loves to watch magic videos on YouTube before moving in with a significant other? 🤔

[Claire Marie @ever_claire]

@alcMichalek

[Molly (Singraber) Callahan @mollyacallahan]

I don’t know what the most romantic thing to say to someone was before quarantine, but now, I know that it is: “I’ll do the dishes.”

[Claire Marie @ever_claire]

Standard Wednesday afternoon mid-workday conversation:

*jake whispering* “are you on the phone?”

Me: “No”

Jake: “do chickens have to have sex to lay eggs?”

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

why is twitter always at its funniest when the world is collapsing

[Claire Marie @ever_claire]

New Years resolution is to never hear the word unprecedented again.

[Claire Marie @ever_claire]

Nope. No I do not.

[Greatt @t_uttopassa]

@ever_claire Don't you wanna invest in BTC

[Claire Marie @ever_claire]

I’m really not ready for the world to be talking about Bitcoin again.

[WeishFest @WeishFest]

Nothing goes as planned in 2020! #WeishFest starting at 8:20 CST - check out our auction items in the meantime! See you soon!

[Claire Marie @ever_claire]

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[Weish4Ever @Weish4Ever]

Time to get your #WeishFest watch party ready! For an optimal experience we encourage you to set up your TV and turn up your surround sound! 🔊 Stream live TONIGHT AT 8PM CT on the @WeishFest Youtube channel, the WeishFest Facebook channel OR on
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[Claire Marie @ever_claire]

Even better news, you can support small businesses who are supporting @Weish4Ever to celebrate #WeishFestAtHome!!!

[WeishFest @WeishFest]

Chicago spots supporting #WeishFestAtHome in the city! Order the #WeishFest meal on delivery apps for Paradise Park 🍕, see @UproarChi's website for family meal pick up 🍝 or pre-order pick up for @therealsushisan 🍣, @TallBoyTaco 🌮 & @BubCityChi 🍔: https://t.co/ltevo8e3qt

[Claire Marie @ever_claire]

Tune in TOMORROW at 8p! Don’t miss laughs, feels, celeb guest appearances, music performances, and most of all supporting families battling cancer!

[WeishFest @WeishFest]

Love these guys. Catch @BarstoolChief , @barstoolWSD and @EddieBarstool at @barstoolsports this Friday 8pm CT on the broadcast of WeishFest@Home ➡️ https://t.co/pVD3kHYRkk

[WeishFest @WeishFest]

💙 Tune in FREE to #WeishFest@HomeEdition this Friday @ 8pm CT to help us, help others. Stream at https://t.co/pVD3kHYRkk