The Pretty Uncle

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

there’s a kernel of truth here in that most Union soldiers didn’t really care about slavery until they got down to the South and saw it firsthand, at which point they had to be regularly stopped from lynching the Plantation owners

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Ahem

[Wilfred Reilly @wil_da_beast630]

"The Battle Hymn of the Republic" has entered the conversation.

Foote's a great if pro-Southern scholar, but the other famous song of the conflict - on the Northern side - was literally titled "John Brown's Body."

The idea that the Civil War was not primarily- 50+% - about slavery is not just dumb but funny: it comes down to the famous cent-right Chasing Goose Meme.

A: "It was about STATES' RIGHTS!!!"

B: "A state's right to do WHAT, motherfu*ker?!"

[Eddie Gonzalez @bansky]

Never thought I’d see the day where people crying about physicality IN THE FINALS.

This after crying about flopping for a month.

NBA twitter deadass just live to complain lol

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

the (relatively) new taboos on dating coworkers, on asking people out at the gym/bar/grocery store, etc etc, is a PSYOP by the dating app billionaires

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

Note that the racism and rape and pedophile shit wasn’t what made SAS attack Trump, it was Trump slighting him personally.

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Absolute banger

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

All of America watching Euros rave about Waffle House, Chilis apps, buying Combos at a rural gas station, floating the Chattahoochee, and ranch dressing on the internet:

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

He bad as hell too u can tell look at his face LMAO

[FLANNEL @sameflannel]

in 2012 he rapped about doing this kind of shit and it sounded kinda crazy at the time. now look

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

Granted my age is probably what informs this opinion, but GBA cartridges had a cool factor that no other game cartridges had, not even the original colored Pokémon GBC games. As objects, Ruby and Sapphire cartridges are simply bewitching to behold.

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

has adam silver done anything for the world outside of giving us the quote "get ready to learn chinese buddy" genuinely

[bum @BattleRapBum]

spurs fans right now

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This should be a career-ending scandal. But life under Trump is so hellish, it's not even front-page news.

[Napoleon Bonaparte Appreciator @NapoleonBonabot]

"Historians": you know, the Israelites actually used to worship pagan Gods!

Jeremiah, Isaiah, Elijah, and the rest of the prophets: *weeping* Yes, we know

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

legitimately one of the best artbutmakeitsports

[Zidyep Osborn @ZidyepO]

If men actually started holding women to the same standards women often hold men to in dating, the dating scene would practically implode.

[Aleph @woke8yearold]

I’m in awe of this post. It’s like a parody of Boomer welfare slopulism