Everett J. Gleixner

Everett J. Gleixner. The J stands for John (not that it’s any of your business. 3. #justbabythings Just a middle class baby.

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

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[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

@BlippiOfficial drew you. No biggie (actually my mom did it) I can’t even draw stick figures

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

First game. No biggie. Went 3 for 4. Thanks for the opportunity @whitesox

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

Unpopular opinion: fozzie bear is the greatest stand up act of all time

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

Her: what you do with my water cup?
Me: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

🎼I believe I can fly🎼🚴‍♂️

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

Who did it better?

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

First prom. No biggie. Didn’t even have fun.

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

When @Agleix says clean the room. #comeatme

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

@Agleix I did it better, dad. 😝

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

@TigLover5509 @KimFCoates Happy birthday lindz

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

Despite any rumors, North West and I are not a couple. We had 1 play date and attended a birthday party for a mutual friend. I hope this will stop the rumors.

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

🎼this is how we roll🎼

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

Thanks person I don’t know.

[Kylie Balgemann @kyliebalgemann]

this is what I like to see

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

I hate overbearing parents:
“Don’t pee on the floor”
“Accidents happen”
“Do you need to go potty?”

🙄
#pottytrainingdiary

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

You know, I turn 3 in a week, and I think that is big diaper energy.

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

I’m the #khalilmack of my house #breakthingsandcelebrate

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

This generation of 6 months old will never know what it was like before streaming cable. #sad

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

I wish I loved anything as much as @BouncePatrol loves singing baby shark

[Everett J. Gleixner @everettjgleix]

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