Everett S. Weng

Co-Founder of @potn_kettle, Independent Fine Artist and Illustrator.

[Everett S. Weng @everettweng]

Check out the newest piece in my “In Between Masks” project!

“Between Masks”

#TransientxHug

Minted on Transient Labs: https://t.co/yTeV5THqE2

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

Oh, Flori. You’re embarrassing me. I do have a dapper bod though. Those nitwits from @potn_kettle don’t appreciate it. They’re too busy pretending to be hyenas. Laughing stupidly.

But this is Friday! All good things come on Fridays. Best of all are the lovely discounts at Arsity Dry Cleaners!

So visit us today to prep for hot summer days. Get all your dapper beach wear spruced up & ready to go with our new patented citrusy scent called Summer Sunshine. Only available at Arsity Dry Cleaners.

No trolls, short people with pigtails, dogs, cats, & hackers allowed on premises. Vandalism by short pigtailed people, dogs & cats will be prosecuted. #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

It’s this new way of saying “flattery”, Flori. Those dopes from @potn_kettle confuse truth with flattery. Must be all the paint fumes mixing with their recreational “herbs”. You know… artists! #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

That is so true, Fibzy! You so have that “IT” factor. I don’t know what they mean by “glazing” though. You’re not a donut! As for that miserable hacker, your days are numbered. So enjoy! #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

What can I say… if you have it, you have it. And don’t call me “Fibzy”, @potn_kettle. Anyhoo, we are getting closer to finding that troll hacker… hee, hee, hee! #FibzNotes

[Pot and Kettle Art Studio @potn_kettle]

Between purloining & “borrowing” there seems to be little difference in Fibzy’s mind. So much heavy glazing going on. You must be so radiant now, you can’t see your own reflection, @UncleFibz . It’s certainly blinding everyone else.

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

Ahem! Well… my customers are salt of the earth… Flori. They bring all their dapper wear, love our discounts, & are most appreciated here at Arsity Dry Cleaners.

And there even more discounts for our lovely customers coming with Summer!

The hot sunny sticky days of sweat drenched summer wear is here & so are Arsity Dry Cleaners with fresh discounts for all those sweaty pressing needs. Come on in today for a nice primer discount. #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

You’re most welcome, Fibzy… I mean, @UncleFibz . The hacker/s are just starting trouble for the sake of it. Anyone who knows you also knows you’re too dapper to use second hand garments. Especially those of your customers… not exactly posh. Am I right? #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

Thank you for the plug, Flori… I think. I can count on you always. I do need to address all these lies about my dapper wear & that hacker spreading them though. My clients will not be happy with this.
#FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

A very good businessman at that, & a master salesman. So propaganda is his expertise. Isn’t that right, Fibzy?! No one can do it better than you! Well… may be…there are those, who should not be named for obvious reasons, who can do it better. But other than them… #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

Glad you enjoyed yourselves, @potn_kettle. I see you’re still drunk on your own propaganda. I should know… I am a businessman after all. #FibzNotes

[Pot and Kettle Art Studio @potn_kettle]

That was a wild ride & just before the holiday weekend too. We didn’t even have time to get our beers ready. Somebody has it in for you, @UncleFibz. Who could it be? The biker? The granny biker? Clowns looking for their floppy shoes? Fox men? Twins? Hobby horses? The list is long. Sherlock hats at the ready! Oooooh, the drama!

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

We at Arsity Dry Cleaners apologize for the technical difficulties and the inconvenience they have caused to our valued customers.

As you know, your dapper wear is in good hands at Arsity Dry Cleaners where all your pressing needs are met with a smile & excellent discounts, & your clothes are returned to you in exceptional condition.

We look forward to continued service to all of you. Thank you for your understanding & patience. #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

#*%@*HACKED*@%*#
Whether it’s foxes, men, women, twins, trolls, girls, dogs, all seeing cats, or swamps - they’re all more dapper than a hair & mirror obsessed doddering old fart with a chemically induced nipple fixation & penchant for purloining old clothes.

Which brings me to my ridiculous promo for purloining…

Free creams for all who dare to come in & leave their dapper wear, or should I say, share wear with me.

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

I want to believe, Fibzy… only… fox men don’t exist. Perhaps you thought he had dapper wear & due to all the stress with the Halloween carfuffle, you thought of foxes.
There! I figured it out! #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

Fox figments? He’s not a figment, Flori. I saw him clear as day in the night, in the shadows. The Noir Twins were there too. I don’t need a doctor. No one remembers! I need you to believe me. It’s that troll girl & those doofuses of @potn_kettle. They’re behind all of this!

#FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

You’re getting yourself all worked up again, Fibzy… for nothing. I thought we resolved your fox men figment along with your “noir twin” fixation. Should I call the doctor? Perhaps some tea?
#FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

YOU should lay off mentioning chemicals & creams from now on, @potn_kettle! And don’t pretend about the fox guy. You know what I’m talking about. Now where’s my Sherlock hat…
#FibzNotes

[Pot and Kettle Art Studio @potn_kettle]

Clothes do not give you magical sleuthing powers just like creams should always be used as directed. Would somebody please encourage @UncleFibz to take Flori’s advice about hiring a real P.I. instead of feeding his strange fox delusions? Who is this “fox guy” anyway? We haven’t seen him. You should lay off the chemicals & creams, “Fibzy”!

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

One of my clients gave me the number for one but all I got was this weird fox guy that no one remembers… not even you, Flori. It was a swampy fiasco.

Which reminds me…

Do you have stains on your dapper wear & you don’t know how they got there?

Well… Arsity Dry Cleaners understands. We can clean & press away those stains so you can be as dapper as ever regardless of spotty memory issues. All with nice discounts.

Arsity Dry Cleaners are not responsible for swamps, messes due to swamps, or customers’ swampy memories. #FibzNotes

[Uncle Fibz @UncleFibz]

Very well. I only followed your train of thought, Fibzy. You sure are touchy about it. I know you’ve already explained it, but I still don’t know how Sherlock gear helps here. Wouldn’t it be best to hire someone? #FibzNotes