swadge ✨🍅🍳

#1 fan of jack antonoff 80s twinkles ⎕ 🪩🦷🏠

[swadge ✨🍅🍳 @evermyaa]

👑 MISS LESBIANA & THE HEARTBREAK BUTCH 🫅 🧡🤍🩷 #TSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTourMelbourne #taylornation @taylornation13

[Riverqueer Leatherwork @riverqueer]

A thigh strap with a heavy backing plate and snaps to swap out the rings

[pinkie @sourberryvi]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

[cailyn 🔪🫀 @alpohlovebot]

unrelated to the tweet but i actually cannot even begin to explain the deep hatred i have for people that film themselves with the flash on at concerts lmao

[CICADA @ChuckTheSpittah]

I love talking to women in their 30s because I can freely use unc emojis Been in that mf like “😅🤣😜”

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

i'm 3 inconveniences away from trying heroin

[Drew Fox 🦊 @DrewFoxingt0n]

Having a high libido as a beautiful woman takes you to evil places where you shouldn’t even be.

[esra @1989healy]

Damn the whole wedding was dressed in black from head to toe guns hidden under our petticoat

[saira @sairaspooks]

how am i supposed to know the difference between the parasitic diarrhea and the poop man coming to collect his debts

[𝘿𝙮𝙡𝙖𝙣 @chasdee10]

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the window sill in cartoon I can't lie 🤥

[esra @1989healy]

IM SHAKING

[⛅ @igonnasue]

Robert Pattinson firmly in "will watch anything he's in" tier for me now I think.

[esra @1989healy]

She says babe, you look soooo cool

[derpy @derpyez]

they call me profen because i be

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

onlyfans but it’s just me coughing after every bong rip & going right back to coloring

[lesbianas fumad @analesbian_]

you’ll have to strap the world just to strap the feeling

[tuxe @iagotuxe]

lindo o marlboro de melancia do tamanho da minha cabeça

[sammy @loserbent]

*nodding sagely* suicidal ideation

[bear ☠️ @0rg4nisms]

“Sleep with a pillow between your legs for your back” yeah i’m gonna end up humping that and get no sleep

[hikikomoriana grande @mothmaam420]

she would’ve run the backrooms like the navy