Darian

I am a son of a bitch and Edgar Allen Poe.

[Darian @everprudence]

A beverage that combines tea and coffee, offering caffeine for an energy boost.

[Darian @everprudence]

高原の夜には、空一面に星々が輝き、時折流れ星が駆け抜ける。周囲には高い木々が立ち並び、虫の鳴き声が絶え間なく聞こえる。都会では決して味わえない、静寂で神秘的な風情が漂っている。

[Darian @everprudence]

@Meg_Prescott That’s still braver than me. I can’t even show a little skin in my own home. I always wear pyjamas.

[☢️Fallout Films @FilmsFallout]

“How was work?”

[Darian @everprudence]

Its not always about the destination, but the cum we swallow along the way

[Lyle Rath @LyleRath]

If you didn't look directly at the eclipse with your bare eyeballs, fuck you

[heavy team fortres 2 @heavyfortres]

tf2 characters if they watched Titanic (1997)

[Darian @everprudence]

Whenever you float your fall is just paused.

[Darian @everprudence]

Gentle Reminder that if you’re brave enough to put his dick in your mouth you’re brave enough to talk about your feelings.

[Darian @everprudence]

I call both my legs Joy

Spread them

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Santa’s little helper had one too many drinks last night

[Darian @everprudence]

Elf is a top tier Christmas movie.

[Darian @everprudence]

It took me 27 years to realize there is “turd” in Saturday.

[Darian @everprudence]

I love it when people use pronouns. I also use pronouns.

So let me she/them titties.

[Darian @everprudence]

That’s the Circle of Life. Corpses make great fertilizer. When I die I want to be buried where the flowers will grow.

Maybe my body can give back to the world more than I ever could.

[Darian @everprudence]

I will never understand why they call it dentures and not substitooths.

[Darian @everprudence]

@HumansNoContext

[Darian @everprudence]

@TheRealGDColon My first thought was the Heavy Update and now I’m irrationally angry with you.

[Darian @everprudence]

For all the men out there not afraid to buy tampons for whom it may concern.

You are appreciated.