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Up the Coffees. Since 1995 PARODY TO KEEP ELON MUSK HAPPY the budgie fingering space cadet

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@liverbirdjen It’s a shame, Virgil’s predecessor Razor has just launched his new England range for the werrrrld cup

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@Mabinogion21 @scousehawkeye @willo_ian Lad you look like one of The Hairy Bikers on smack.

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🔔 BREAKING - Twitter to rebrand itself as ‘Everton Football Club’ as it’s almost certainly going down @scousehawkeye @willo_ian

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@scousehawkeye They’ve got Celtic in the Werld Cup Final on Sunday - 5-0 Celtic

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@GaryLineker @Cristiano @piersmorgan At least he hasn’t had a shit on the pitch!

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Me taking Ivan Toney out me fantasy team #ivantoney

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Still working on a venue?

Have it in The Brick ya big fat meff. Thought you couldn’t leave the house?

Even better, have it on the wall, even better, fuck off @CraigHoulden

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@Knoller6969 @ColinGaddafi @knoller2 I was the same mate. Think we both had 6k followers

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@scousehawkeye @antogs_maldini AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAH

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@NeighboursGraft @David026613701 How was the dragon fly plane?

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@NeighboursGraft @David026613701 When it has “sorry not in service” on a Sunday afternoon

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@AndyMil87738271 Myra

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@scousehawkeye “Ant Rough” sounds like something you buy in B&Q to put on your patio flags

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@willo_ian No chance, they are playing Western Sydney Wanderers next week in the Sydney Super Cup

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Everton daa on The Antiques Roadshow

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Ronaldo:

"Alot has still not changed in Premier League. When I left Manchester first time, Everton fans had black teeth.

When I come back years later they still have the black teeth. When we visit Everton it look like ground full of angry pianos"

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Can’t wait to see him sitting on a crate of Chang on the touchline

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲𝘀 @EvertonNewsFeed]

🗞️Everton have discussed a potential move for Marcelo Bielsa as they weigh up a change of manager

(Source - @footyinsider247 )

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Try 001995

[Eric Frohnhoefer @EricFrohnhoefer]

Guess it is official now.

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@EvertonRshite Yeah but they won the champions league in 2007, 2018,2022

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@OneScouse “I’m looking for my son, James Milner”