mr. always up to sumthin

ugly on the inside i’m on a thin line▫ she/her - 32 - rva▫️my kitties: bladee 🦨 kit cat 🦝 & palma 🐹

[mr. always up to sumthin @eversincce]

put yung lean inside an iced tea

[Aim Nothyng @BladeeCity]

My Angel friends are back :)

[unc with good puss 🌟 @greedarchetype]

we outside!!!!

[mr. always up to sumthin @eversincce]

@WhatsYourDesyre facts❗️literally scratching this man’s back as we speak cuz he couldn’t reach his itchy spot,,,, gotta be the best gf ever sometimes to make up for when im mean and shitty 😇😈 and make jokes about pegging him all the time (if he lets me do it ill never joke abt peggin again!)

[mr. always up to sumthin @eversincce]

I am CRYINGGGGGG gtl is fucked UP for that shit hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahh

[Desi @WhatsYourDesyre]

Lmaoooo please stop

[mr. always up to sumthin @eversincce]

@WhatsYourDesyre mannnn i got a whole YEARS worth of experience being the girlfriend of a guy in prison 😹 i always remind him how lucky he is to have me, funny thing is when he first got locked up his celly said “just dump her now, there’s no way she’ll still be there when you get out” SMH! 🤦🏼‍♀️

[mr. always up to sumthin @eversincce]

i love it when people are like “don’t forget to wish your dad a happy father’s day” and I have to explain this to them and that he hates me rn bc drugs like bro i have been clean for 3.5 years but sadly i know how long he can be angry and bitter cuz im the same way

[mr. always up to sumthin @eversincce]

happy “day my hoe ass mother filed for divorce from my Dad so he could never enjoy father’s day again” I WISH THIS WAS A JOKE BUT ITS NOT

[rain⁷ is seeing BTS in INDIA in 2027 @coqmyg]

happy father's day to all the eldest daughters

[mr. always up to sumthin @eversincce]

@WhatsYourDesyre make sure you put all the money on YOUR account/phone number so he can’t use that shit to talk to other bitches LMAO

[mr. always up to sumthin @eversincce]

shawn always complains that “he’s too cold” after he showers and bitches that there’s TOO MUCH water pressure (i swear he will complain about anything) and i like to take long ass showers so i think this is the best solution for everyone!

[mr. always up to sumthin @eversincce]

new idea i want to implement for my apt:
-upstairs (full bath) becomes a women’s only bathroom (i’m the only woman who lives here)
-downstairs half bath becomes the men’s bathroom and i will put one of those outside camping showers on the back porch for shawn/marcus

[mr. always up to sumthin @eversincce]

@WhatsYourDesyre “i hope your bm feeling generous today and puts a couple dollars on your account so you can video chat with your kids!!” SMH 🤦🏼‍♀️

[mr. always up to sumthin @eversincce]

that’s a joke none of this shit has fucking mercury dumb hoe

[mr. always up to sumthin @eversincce]

also i’m fucking irritated that i saw a girl reviewing AZTK blushes on tiktok talking about “im scared to try cheap chinese makeup!!!! it might have mercury!!!” bitch shut the FUCK up AZTK is like the most popular blush in China it doesn’t have fucking mercury you xenophobic cunt

[mr. always up to sumthin @eversincce]

i feel like the whole “unknown chemicals in chinese makeup” bs was started by american cosmetic companies cuz they are WELL AWARE they can’t compete with the superior formulas and colors and PRICES of Chinese makeup also THIS SHIT LOOKS SO GOOD IDC IF IT GOT A LIL MERCURY smh

[mr. always up to sumthin @eversincce]

the babbies have arrived, sorry amazon delivery guy for me and my cats all aggressively staring at you thru the glass door, we just had to make sure you weren’t going to mistreat the precious cargo (i said thank you after im not a monster!!!)

[mr. always up to sumthin @eversincce]

watching this amazon driver like a HAWK i got 2 girlcult items in one of those packages (one is a palette the other a lipgloss) you better set them down with the UTMOST GENTLENESS USUALLY RESERVED FOR NEWBORN BABIES

[mr. always up to sumthin @eversincce]

quite frankly knowing the type of asshole i was at 16 having an older me tell me “definitely do NOT try heroin” i’d have been like “BET lemme find some heroin that shit must be lit….” and IT IS LIT THATS THE PROBLEM

[mr. always up to sumthin @eversincce]

NO HEROIN MAGGI 😾

my 16 yo self would be smug and be like “im not gonna do heroin fym” probably make fun of current me for having such bad fine lines under my eyes 😑

[🖤ari @arixseriousrn]

my tits are so big bc that’s where my hatred for men is stored