alex!

if I go without it why can’t I stop? | 20

[alex! @eversincesweet]

pinned

[olivia @louandcats]

@eversincesweet i 🫶alex

[mak!! @ASAPMERXURY]

pulling up to mcdonalds for the 3rd time this week because $5 meal deal is cheaper than groceries

[cherry SAW BOYGENIUS @hrclpsnlipgloss]

“this edible ain’t shit”

[lu @laafantasma]

boys joke about rape but draw the line when you tell them to kill themselves

[alex! @eversincesweet]

Can’t wait till my clothes fit me again

[suicidecel @failedmilitant]

i have constant erotic thoughts about my girlfriend punching me in the face and leaving my nose all bloody and my face all wet with tears and blood and spit

[alex! @eversincesweet]

???

[alex! @eversincesweet]

@TATTOOEDKlSS Also if she said “family emergency” people would think she’s lying so there’s no winning

[alex! @eversincesweet]

they’re lucky I’m not in Houston is all I’ll say ❤️

[Cremet @Cremet100]

Parents PR nuked but I got some money out of it

[alex! @eversincesweet]

Realized my meds are working because I just made coffee, had breakfast, and I’m gonna be on time for work

[mina | re obsessed @reluvr13]

current feeling

[⌗ @ 𓏵𓏲 ๋࣭ 𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑛.ᐟ ࣪˖🦑🐇 @alien_mxst_di3]

OOMF = one of my FAGS

[daparty250 @daparty250]

mom bro i’d die for u but im not taking out the fucking trash

[alex! @eversincesweet]

White people piss me off what do you mean bad caller etiquette try speaking to Mexican on the phone

[Manae @ManaeThoughts]

When I lose 2 arms and a leg in a car crash and the doctor tries saving me

[cg @cargas_22]

When u tried the "lazy genius" gimmick and ended up failing your exams

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Transfer Money to Your Daughter Day.

[Sneeze @v3nxs1x]

life is a blowjob and i’m getting straight teeth rn

[alex! @eversincesweet]

what is it with old people and neon phone cases

[alex! @eversincesweet]

How it feels to listen to my uni president