Ted

Being human, at times, can require a little anaesthesia.

[Ted @evertheshowman]

I wish I could pin all my tweets, but I can only pin my very best one.

[Ted @evertheshowman]

An evening with the pams.

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@Quint1081 Not the way I do it.

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Nothing is off limits. NOTHING.

[Ted @evertheshowman]

Downfall is inevitable. Just find a soft place to land.

[Ted @evertheshowman]

I create sins not tragedies.

[Ted @evertheshowman]

@SeedsSinct86499 Buckle in and enjoy the ride.

[Ted @evertheshowman]

#NewProfilePic

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Evening, Faggots.

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It’s never pointless to fight back.

[Ted @evertheshowman]

There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.

[Ted @evertheshowman]

Another day another slay.

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@mosasomo1 Depends on the wallpaper i suppose.

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If it’s funny, you should always say it.

Win, lose or draw.

[Ted @evertheshowman]

The chains of addiction are too loose to feel until they are too strong to break.

[Ted @evertheshowman]

@dexuii Hate is a strong word. Disliked is probably more accurate

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@cokeeaine Hopeful thinking. Brace yourself for disappointment

[Ted @evertheshowman]

@TheAcidPunk Rarely, if ever works.

[Ted @evertheshowman]

@HanaHoops What’s your game plan to execute?

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@cokeeaine Potentially a rash decision.
Strong emphasis on potentially.

[Ted @evertheshowman]

@ElectricKatt I’ll fight you if it helps