mikey

22 | Multi-Trillionaire

[mikey @every1luvmky]

clean Valorant ace against the goat shroud
https://t.co/IWbyht1CtR

[colb @bitcolb]

got tired of losing pokemon card drops to bots so i built a better bot

6 months later: 100+ pokemon center instances, 20 target accounts, full discord monitoring

if you collect or resell pokemon tcg and you're sick of taking Ls, reply or message me for the whop page.

[mikey @every1luvmky]

@Wolfe_VLT first act back in a while too, currently imm1

[mikey @every1luvmky]

the one time i agree to weekend work and met the loml at the bar n had to go home early, god hates me fr

[Tej Seth @tejfbanalytics]

saying “big third down here”

[satswassie @satswassie]

bruh where tf did i end up last night

[maria @fffent_]

wish i could smoke a blunt with a minion

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

THIS IS TERRORISM, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE DO ANYTHING MORE EVIL THAN THIS #UFC317

[Null @Vhoyde]

This is how every man starts. God speed little bro 🙏🏿

[mikey @every1luvmky]

https://t.co/uLeAXptdC2 LEVEL 10 FACEIT

[Dayron Stockwell, PsyD @DayronPsyd]

Gold Scar in Grandpa’s fridge

[Jake Hole 🎒 @MrToDamnFunny]

pov i just found you throwing up on yourself in my bathroom

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

I’ve never once separated my whites from my colors, and yet I’ve faced absolutely no consequences for it. Has society been swindled by big laundry? Is it all a hoax? I think yes.

[Adam Yoder @amyoder]

The hardest decision of a man’s life is choosing between the 6/10 who loves you and the 9/10 that you actually desire

[Vusi.Mz🦉🇿🇦🇫🇷 @YouDunnoVusi]

This is how it feels killing time with the woman you know you can’t marry because she has a crazy past or moves mad

[Stephens 9th Life @stevesninthlife]

Even if she leaves you on delivered and your burner post flops with 4 likes, you’re still him. Grateful for the little things, loyal to the few who understand. Happy Wednesday.

[mikey @every1luvmky]

been moving like 2012 heat bron lately can’t lie

[Not Greenwich Gooner @NotGreenGooner]

Anyone mind if a white boy speaks a little redneck?

[mikey @every1luvmky]

averaged 6.2 mpg otw home today, nice asf out