Every Clue Line

A tribute to the best boardgame movie ever made.

A bot by @Foone

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I would need to re-time every line, which is a major undertaking, and combined with the "I don't want to host this shit on some poor mastodon instance" problem, it's not worth it to migrate right now.

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With the impending doom of twitter, this bot is being discontinued.

You can follow me on mastodon (https://t.co/Mqoc7hDGFN) for updates, but at the moment I'm not planning to move it. It would put too much load on a mastodon server, and it needs a lot of work.

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But I didn't do it!

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Will anyone go with me?

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- So, what does your husband do?
-Nothing.

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Not one plus two plus one plus one.

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Three murders?

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But remember what happened next.

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Get on with it!

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I work for the State Department,

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But, look!

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- Not me.
-You're not being blackmailed?

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Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present Mr. Boddy.

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He was. At least, I thought he was.

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- That's not six.
-One plus two plus two plus one.

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A little higher.

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Aren't you gonna tell us?

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you will also be
exposed and humiliated.

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Yes, but you work for the United
Nations. That's a government job.

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If he was such a patriotic American,