Every Company

Totally real twitter account owned by every company in the world,ever.

[Every Company @EveryCompany]

@AudaciousBeat @dannyduchamp @cachorrazo @notch Most white people back in the day didn't know slavery even existed

[notch @notch]

Absolutely! https://t.co/5anhkrLPQX

[notch @notch]

It's ok to be white.

[Every Company @EveryCompany]

@LorynBrantz They already made a book directed to feminists. What a shame that feminists will never understand it's material

[Every Company @EveryCompany]

Remeber @McDonalds Ice cream machine? This is it now. Feel old yet?

[Every Company @EveryCompany]

*Universities in the US be like*
Wanna go to college?
Just kidding you're white

[Every Company @EveryCompany]

People are complaining about repealing net neutrality. I need you to understand that people who own these companies need to buy new Penthouses for their trans children because their third birthday are coming up. Sorry if you disagree.