Joseph Doegen

ELCA Seminarian, cat dad, wannabe funny guy (he/him)

[Joseph Doegen @everydayjoeking]

@WesKimball Thank you friend

[Joseph Doegen @everydayjoeking]

Ever have a moment where you know immediately after that you are going to needs years to process the trauma just inflicted?

[Joseph Doegen @everydayjoeking]

One of these helps my productivity. One of these very much so kills my productivity. #spotify #snapchat

[Joseph Doegen @everydayjoeking]

It’s sure smelling like a really good time for me to get back into Twitter

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

Liturgy for Flag Removers https://t.co/PFXLtaiuUz

[Joseph Doegen @everydayjoeking]

Adventures of being a Bible camp chaplain:
*young girl standing with her face nearly in my armpit*
Child: you smell like deodorant
Me: That’s because I’m wearing deodorant
Child: why?
Me: so I don’t stink
Child: UGGGHHH but why do all boys smell like deodorant?! *storms off*

[Joseph Doegen @everydayjoeking]

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[Nadia Bolz-Weber @Sarcasticluther]

Reminder: Your nation's flag is not a symbol of the Christian faith. Someone should write a beautiful liturgy for the removing of national flags from Christian sanctuaries. And a hymn to accompany it. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[Nadia Bolz-Weber @Sarcasticluther]

What the fucking fuck with these shootings, America? I don't even know what to say anymore. So much grief and anger and fear and sorrow and pain. Lord, have mercy. Christ, have mercy. Lord, have mercy.

[Joseph Doegen @everydayjoeking]

Real love is letting your partner have the center of a shared cinnamon roll 💖

[Joseph Doegen @everydayjoeking]

“Joseph, what’s going on? You seem extra happy today”
“Really?! I hadn’t noticed!”
*skips down the hall in American*

[Joseph Doegen @everydayjoeking]

Iron Man 3 is a Christmas movie and nobody can tell me different

[Joseph Doegen @everydayjoeking]

Pizza rolls and strawberry soda. I may be a child but I am a happy child. And that, my friends, is infinity better than being a sad adult

[Joseph Doegen @everydayjoeking]

One week in Colorado and my best friend is a 70 year old woman that calls me a “handsome young man” every time I see her... I think I’ll keep her around

[Joseph Doegen @everydayjoeking]

I lost one of my Chacos in my move out to Colorado and now I’m questioning everything

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Workers should not feel like cogs in a machine. I want workers to be able to sit on corporate boards so they can have some say over what happens to their lives.

[Joseph Doegen @everydayjoeking]

Well. Found out this morning I don’t get to keep my job as a work from home opportunity so I’ll be looking for jobs in Colorado 😬😬

[Joseph Doegen @everydayjoeking]

Really debating this whole moving to Colorado thing. But I do really love my job. Should my job be enough to keep me from finally leaving Iowa? (Could probably find a similar job, but not with the same company)

[Joseph Doegen @everydayjoeking]

My favorite part is him asking the brand of hotdog buns... like he was going to go out and measure some 😂

[Joseph Doegen @everydayjoeking]

My dad is trying to get me to move to Colorado and he’s actually started to try to figure out the logistics. I’m beginning to understand why he left me in Iowa to begin with