My no dick getting neighbor stay filing noise complaints on me to the leasing office. plot twist-I be fucking the leasing office girl. My neighbor don’t know that she complaining about noises to the bitch that I be making the noises with in the first place. That’s ruff
iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.
iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.