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[ash 卌 @everyones_astar]

me: *posts a cute picture on social media*

boys who bullied me in middle school:

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

how tf christmas in 12 days we just ate thanksgiving food yesterday

[M @melosling]

Notice how Lorde has a song called tennis court and not pickleball court tired of yall pushing that fake sport

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

“how long are you surviving in the apocalypse” brother i’m on 7 medications a day i’m cooked

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

If I was the President and the whole world was calling me a pedophile, I would release every page of the Epstein files to prove I wasn't in there.

Unless I was in there

[shiny bug vega @vampl0r]

guys. my entire childhood. taylor got her masters. miley can sing hannah omfg

[ash 卌 @everyones_astar]

happy june to those who celebrate

[ash 卌 @everyones_astar]

gatlinburg sun, sevierville moon, pigeon forge rising

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew that I would grow up to be a weird freak

[alfie @alfienxo]

"at your big age" is one of my favourite insults

[laura 🏳️‍⚧️ @motherb0x]

how it feels wearing the shirt you got at the show the next day

[ash 卌 @everyones_astar]

@httpslukeh I still watch these 😭 and Jay Z's on ma lawn

[◌ @kutjuki]

it’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i know joe biden has cancer and that’s what everyone is talking about right now but what about me? i also have something going on. my right knee is kind of wonky

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

"High protein" "cottage cheese" "51g of protein" Ok, but how many grams of joy? Does it contain the prospect of pleasure? Will it make me smile? Was it made with love?

[ash 卌 @everyones_astar]

I dreamed that @Michael5SOS wrote a book and was doing a book signing but his pen ran out of ink so I loaned him a pen I had in my pocket

[seiya @systole_]

there is nothing too mundane for me. i will like that picture of your umbrella. i do care about your favourite flavour of juice. i’m happy to learn whatever is in your head right now

[B @itgirIb]

i started my 20s over at 28 cause the past 5 years been so shitty after covid. i’m 23 again til i feel like being my real age. no i won’t be explaining