Gavin Cowell

Bungled and botched; lumpenprole; opsimath and eremite. So it goes.

[Gavin Cowell @everyplate]

Don't sweat the small stuff and n'all that but Radio 2 just played the first half of Comfortably Numb then cut away, after the first solo, to another song like nothing happened. I mean what the... who even does... what is even HAPPENING anymore

[XBOX UK @xboxuk]

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[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Great weather if you enjoy sweating like a cunt

[Gavin Cowell @everyplate]

KRONUS WILL RISE FROM THE GRAVE

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

Former defence secretary Gavin Williamson announces death of pet tarantula https://t.co/DxJU6icumE

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

Former defence secretary Gavin Williamson announces death of pet tarantula https://t.co/DxJU6icumE

[England @England]

Come Together.

[Gavin Cowell @everyplate]

Ironic the fella from Kasabian dressing like a cow on #SNLUK when that song was pony.

[Gavin Cowell @everyplate]

Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

[Gavin Cowell @everyplate]

Ruislip has been completely abandoned by @MayorofLondon. It's a dreadful shame that bus services have been hacked and smashed to the outer boroughs to make capacity for inner city services. Even when buses do turn up they are curtailed far short of their destination.

[Gavin Cowell @everyplate]

A new night bus is little comfort - it'ill surely turn around at Wembley each night - and the bells-&-whistles connection to the airport rarely makes it beyond Hillingdon. With little to look forward to other than endlessly standing at bus stops, feeling like a chump, I'm out.

[𝗛ayes & Yeading United FC @hyufc_official]

Full time and it ends in defeat.

Hayes and Yeading 1 - 3 Ascot

[Gavin Cowell @everyplate]

Same vibe.

[Gavin Cowell @everyplate]

oh my christ

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This slaps 😂

[Tom @WiggumCharm]

NOT ONE of these #Manosphere saddos has ever gone down the pub and had a pint. None of them have ever successfully flipped a beer mat and caught it. None of them have ever got the fruity to pay-out

This alone disqualifies them from talking about masculinity. Fucking soft lads…

[Gavin Cowell @everyplate]

This hasn't got *ANY* better. Much worse. You know when there's something lurking around the corner, you just... KNOW? 2027.

[Gavin Cowell @everyplate]

2027 makes me go brrrrrr.

[Gavin Cowell @everyplate]

An expat in Dubai has a startling revelation: the Stephen Collins cartoon https://t.co/bzoElLRqLS

[Gavin Cowell @everyplate]

Cronus sitting atop one of those drones chasing skiers down the piste at the Olympics, fangs DRIPPING.

[Gavin Cowell @everyplate]

There is no way I've not been living in a waking night terror for the last five years. Covid. Russia. Williamson. Knighthood. CRONUS.

[Gavin Cowell @everyplate]

A change of regime and still it's CRONUS, slinking across your face as you sleep, fangs glistening in the ice blue moonlight.

[CuriousBritishTelly @CuriousUkTelly]

Mr Blobby returns home following his arrest.

[Gavin Cowell @everyplate]

So incredibly bored of curling now.

[Gavin Cowell @everyplate]

Oh good. Weeks and weeks of charisma-free content from that lad with the hair to look forward too. The sheer entitlement of four wins and a draw not being good enough.

[Ben 🪲🩸🎬 @The_GM_is_God]

“The Beatles are bad actually” people hearing ‘I Want You (She’s So Heavy)’ for the first time