Charlie Kenton

Vinegar and mustard truther | AMC A Lister | Niko Goodrum survivor | Cooks better than your mom

[Charlie Kenton @everyskylander]

Left my girlfriend’s apartment because her dog was farting too much

[Charlie Kenton @everyskylander]

It’s so obvious Whittingham and Beck are not the long term options for Michigan. They need to go in a new direction. Like a mid-range tesla wielding monkey. He could even have a bubble to protect the team. Big plus if he was from the moon.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Jacob Misiorowski on what Pokémon energy he's bringing to Game 1 of the World Series:

"Definitely the flame energy. What's Charizard's signature move? Fireball. Bring some fireball. I'm going to be ready."

[Charlie Kenton @everyskylander]

If there’s downtime and your first instinct is to ask if I wanna play Catan you are a lesser life form.

[Charlie Kenton @everyskylander]

Come outside

[Bengal @BengalYouTube]

Jahmyr Gibbs is awesome but Bijan Robinson is the best RB in the NFL

[g. @redfourd]

Life ain’t all hotdogs and handjobs

[Charlie Kenton @everyskylander]

Lions might have lost but “Offensive Guru” Ben Johnson and the Bears dropped a Jimmy John’s delivery fee

[Charlie Kenton @everyskylander]

Brother’s fantasy league is doing insane things

[Charlie Kenton @everyskylander]

Gimme Fall

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Thanks for completing my order man

[Charlie Kenton @everyskylander]

@dinkster_p I used to catch 35 allegations at my job

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I’m watching quad boxes you couldn’t even dream of constructing

[Charlie Kenton @everyskylander]

The sole objective of the Democratic Party over the next 5 years needs to be fine tuning their congressional baseball roster.

[Charlie Kenton @everyskylander]

I exist on this earth for the sole purpose of being emotionally tortured

[Charlie Kenton @everyskylander]

Spotify being down sucks because I can’t tell if I discovered an artist or if I have to move forward acting like I got in 200,000 monthly listeners ago

[Charlie Kenton @everyskylander]

I will be there no matter what

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

Join your fellow dragon riders at Comerica Park on May 27!

Tickets go on sale this Thursday: https://t.co/UST58PpHBi

[Charlie Kenton @everyskylander]

We need to kill the narrative that Franz was good at Michigan

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

We built each program’s best starting 5 since 2000… then ranked them 👀

Who did we get wrong?

[Charlie Kenton @everyskylander]

@kittywampus3000 @dinkster_p Simmer

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Making a LinkedIn burner. Is this anything?

[Charlie Kenton @everyskylander]

I want an octopus so bad