Casey Patrick

Former bookseller, current misguided millennial. Most likely to be pointing at the moon. she/her

[Casey Patrick @everythingfitz]

When the size of the potholes cease to shock me, I’ll know it’s time to leave Minnesota.

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@adamclaypoet 🧡🧡

[Casey Patrick @everythingfitz]

Monica Berlin changed my life. I have no words & no other way to say it.

[Knox English @EnglishDepartm3]

We are heartbroken to share with the Knox English community the news of the untimely passing of our beloved colleague Monica Berlin '95. There will be a Gathering of Friends in Kresge Recital Hall at 4.00, on Monday, November 7.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

🗣 I'M IN THE CORNER WATCHING YOU KISS HER

[Casey Patrick @everythingfitz]

@aaronmfking Lol @ameliable sent it to me and I find it completely horrifying

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@aaronmfking Maybe next time we break up

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Hello, today I learned the term “disco nap” & I’m delighted. Esp by the Evening Standards’s description of its purpose of “transforming you from ‘just a glass of water for me thanks’ C- you to outrageously fun, last person dancing, best night ever A+ you.”

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what new @Doritos flavor do u think they’ll make first

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@MHuggins99 Yes!!!! So glad! I have been thinking of a re-read, which I almost never do!

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But also particularly baffled by the descriptions of trying to control all variables/aspects of the game. Like, isn't the whole magic of sports the sort of shit you can't control or predict?

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I had no idea this was a thing! I'm delighted & fascinated by this entire process. What a world!

https://t.co/bCPpodkmSc

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“Dr. Solis said she is one of four moth research specialists working full time for the U.S. government who are capable of identifying rare or little-known species that arrive at the nation’s borders.”

Once again I find myself asking if I’ve wasted my life https://t.co/TzauUKlQY6

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What does it say about me that I seriously considered watching this tonight?

(Don’t answer that.)

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So cool to see the painting Jacob Yeates created in response to my poem highlighted in @MPRArtHounds! Check out the exhibit in Red Wing through May 15!

https://t.co/bTxXBYZb5P

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idk, just really need someone else to know about this 100% batshit house. Maybe @RacketMN can do a profile on whoever is responsible for this decor? Surely they're an eccentric breeder of marmots or some such.

https://t.co/VRtywbRWEc

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While we’re handing out Oscars, I’d like to nominate my cat’s performance in STARVATION, which screens every morning in my kitchen at top volume & is truly a thing to behold.

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The level of absolute BETRAYAL my cat feels any time I open a can of tuna that’s not for him 🥺

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JFC.
“The scientists observed one orca force its way into the blue whale’s mouth and feast on its tongue.” https://t.co/dSItYKepLo

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@violanorth Oh haha no I am def not that fancy. I went to Germantown Academy. Not a Friends school, but the “oldest nonsectarian day school in the nation” if the seal was to be believed