Eveshka

Forget sugar and spice. I’m made of snark, sass, and a little bit of brass.

[Eveshka @eveshka]

Yup.

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. @discord_support Pretty sure Discord is down. iPhone, iPad, website all stalled.

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@apod And it’s still a planet in *my* universe.

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@HiltonHotels @HiltonATL Please. Do something. Your elevator staff is a Problem.

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

Judge James Peterson ruled that child sexual abuse material made with AI is legal.

Show his face and shame him everywhere he goes.

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Dear @lanebryant: I am very cross with you. You have closed all the stores near me. Now I have to shop at Torrid.

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Lunch looks like cat food and eats like penance: stale, salty, sweet, bitter, with the mouthfeel of soggy mystery lumps. A reject MRE. Non-Newtonian fluid. Say 20 Hail Marys and eat this. I’m calling it Emergency Mac of Atonement. #propergood #propershit

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@SmartdollLand Left!

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Thanks, @USPS, for losing not only a limited edition collectable, but also my damn DRIVERS LICENSE within a month. Now I get to pay EXTRA and PRAY my replacement makes it. @USPSHelp Missing Mail searches are USELESS.

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Hit a game breaking bug in @assassinscreed Black Flag Resynced. Hitting L2 in the PS5 version locks run/whistle/hood until you attack something. Contraindicated in stealth missions like the Plantation.

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@agikun I bought it! 😁

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@agikun Drat! Thankye! ❤️

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@agikun Are you by chance, open to commissions for novel covers? :)

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Albyon, if you're out there and you see Stasios, HMU.

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.@Walgreens You morons. I get this EVERY 30 DAYS. Why is it so damn hard to order it appropriately?

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@SmartdollLand I prefer the default bust, honestly. I don’t use the medium at all.

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I went to an @AtlantaBread yesterday for dessert and social with friends. There was no toilet paper in the ADA stall. When I brought it to the attention of the staff, this was how they handled it.

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@FFVIINovels @CliveRosfield44 FFVII. I never understood the love for that one.

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.@NorthsideHosp This is the women’s bathroom in 470 on the first floor. Gross.

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@MLilywall @SmartdollLand Thanks!! The maroon set is CJ, while the blue dress is from Robert Tonner.