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Just a bunch of random shit I hear in my day to say life

[Eve @evewetz]

@chanelwestcoast @robdyrdek

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@robdyrdek

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@robdyrdek

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@robdyrdek

[Eve @evewetz]

"I'll just be over here squinting. Squinting at the sun." #shitihear

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"I'm dripping on the gas station shroom gummies" #shitihear

[Eve @evewetz]

"When I stretch like this, it feels like there's a haunted house in my legs"
#SpookySZN #shitihear #shitisay

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Gurtis Gonorrhea @kurtisconner

[Eve @evewetz]

A convo:
I: *unknown*
C: "wait what?"
I: "don't worry about it, it didn't work"
#shitihear

[Eve @evewetz]

"evolution says a dog evolved from a banana so no I dont believe that like I dont believe in fairies I do believe in dogs having different fur based on where they lived in the wild because thats science Someone said evolution is fact but its actually a false bc its not Christian"

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"Bitch gakked my shit"

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"I'm on Adderall. Why is that horse in my garden?" #shitihear

[Eve @evewetz]

"I can get all the phone numbers of the Christians if I hack the police" #shitihear

[Eve @evewetz]

"Crazy girls get me absolutely brick'd"

[Eve @evewetz]

@safelite one of your drivers just about hit me on the way home from an oncology appointment, I called the number on the back of the car, told them what happened, gave license plate number and street then was hung up on? Is this normal protocol?

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"she has dementia but she needs to get over herself, it's not app about her" #shitihear

[Eve @evewetz]

A conversation I witnessed::
**mother and child at the scratcher machine at walmart**
Child: *selects the wrong scratcher*
Mother: "no!"
Child: "I'm sorry"
Mother: "that doesn't make it better"
#shitihear

[Eve @evewetz]

"Gloopy used acid" #shitihear

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@joepthehyena

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"You and your beaneenises" #shitihear @joepthehyena

[Eve @evewetz]

"You and your beaneenises" #shitihear @joepthehyena

[Eve @evewetz]

"Sack and Chodey"