Evey

she/her | if u need me i’ll be googling synonyms for ‘portray’

[Evey @eveylish]

someone tell starmer to shut his smarmy gob lmao

[Evey @eveylish]

@MadsBoffey a *plastic* trolley

[Evey @eveylish]

@leahmcewaan mine came out with “i hope you freeze to death” when she was about 5.
i remain shocked to this day

[Otto English @Otto_English]

That's it. That's the story.

[Nick Murphy @nickmurftweets]

YOU CLOSED ALL THE SAFE ROUTES YOU CLOSED ALL THE SAFE ROUTES YOU CLOSED ALL THE SAFE ROUTES YOU CLOSED ALL THE SAFE ROUTES YOU CLOSED ALL THE SAFE ROUTES YOU CLOSED ALL THE SAFE ROUTES YOU CLOSED ALL THE SAFE ROUTES YOU CLOSED ALL THE SAFE ROUTES YOU CLOSED ALL THE SAFE ROUTES

[Evey @eveylish]

living in a city is fun but you deffo end up smelling other people’s piss more often than you’d like

[Evey @eveylish]

@Banksy0000 @eleanor_fran16

[Evey @eveylish]

i love living in a democracy :) x

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

A "tough choice" is deciding whether to feed your children or heat your home.

Austerity is not a tough choice. It is a political choice to wage class warfare on the most vulnerable.

The right choice is taxing the rich, public ownership, and a redistribution of wealth & power.

[.🔪 @shhhrrek]

the girls and i taking a deep dive into his psychology to discuss why he is the way he is

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

I think Liz Truss should experiment with doing the exact opposite of whatever her instincts tell her

[Evey @eveylish]

@leahmcewaan yep all that rubble is still there but tbh it fits the aesthetic rlly well. rlly sets the vibe

[Evey @eveylish]

There should be a mockumentary about Mansfield bus station except it’s just an actual livestream of Mansfield bus station.

anyways, i want to die

[Evey @eveylish]

@leahmcewaan literally!! in the space of about 3 minutes someone was doing a full-out dance routine to a Lizzo song, a full family of goths including their goth-baby got on a bus to meden vale, then some other kid vommed on the floor and an old bloke shouted FUCK in response ??

[𝕻𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 @papasombra]

I’m no fan of The Queen but meeting Liz Truss and then immediately dying is a move I respect.

[Evey @eveylish]

@MadsBoffey uh oh

[Evey @eveylish]

not the pharmacist saying i look 15. let me have my hayfever meds in peace pls

[Evey @eveylish]

@Maddyboffey what