Evgenia Gerstle

Never give up

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but ur so woah and im so oh

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Halloween Drinking Game:Take a shot for every girl you see in a cat or bunny costume, you'll be blackout drunk in 30 seconds

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why can't mosquitos suck out my fat instead

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true friends don't judge each otherthey judge other peopletogether

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unless you know the whole situation... keep your mouth shut.

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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.

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When facing difficult tasks act as if it's impossible for you to fail. Your attitude and thought process will heavily influence your actions

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Hunger causes serotonin levels to drop, which leads to uncontrollable emotions such as anxiety, stress, anger and sadness.

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A girls "whatever" means "fuck you"

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Dancing often increases happiness.

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yes grandma, i'm still single...

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Maturing is realizing how many things don't require your comment.

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Men who use their cell phones very often are more likely to have a hard time sleeping at night and may experience symptoms of depression.

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on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

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you think you're cool but rly you're just room temperature

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really all i care about is pizza &amp like 4 people

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If you've made your point, stop talking.

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Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella? Me: I'm nutelling you.

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god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet

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when did we replace the word "said" with "was like"