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future McDonald’s fry cook according to 7th grade English teacher

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@BrandonPerna Why you hatin

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@kendricklamar https://t.co/zE9prjwziL lmk what ya think

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Pink tape

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Penne vodka was discovered in New York.

[DJ 🤴🏾 @mindofgoatdj]

Me reading this Big scarr news

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Imagine having the mamba mentality in average contexts, everyone wld hate that plumber for sure

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

How it is everytime a team get a big play in football 😂🏈

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Piranhas overrated af. Got p much no kills in history. Ya cld skip one like a rock across a lake

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https://t.co/xTXoAlQTCQ

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Money gonna bring me happiness for sure

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Ysl 4eva. Rip lil keed 😢

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Pokémon go was the first hint we’ve had as a species towards creating to world peace

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@crosbysbackhand

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Shoutout to the lady who called into bdubs and asked if there was any deals for “national margarita day.”

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Do y’all ever just check to see if you got telekinetic powers by trying to use the force real quick in private

[Jake Wolf @JakeWolf13]

Get ready for Week 10 of NFL action @NBCSportsEdge with a midweek odds preview including insight from @PointsBetUSA on some of the most interesting lines and trends to watch for this week @NBCSportsBet

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[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Mood

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Feel like we botched printer technology a bit, there’s no reason for it to still be trash

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@BarstoolBigCat This is some Michael Scott shit