Evidence Monkey

I'm into facts, evidence, and sound policy based on the same. Also, bananas.

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@SenBillCassidy Fuck off. You had a chance to make a difference. You didn’t.

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@SecretaryBurgum What a twat.

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@HankDesmondPhD Where can you pull up to $1.98, you massive douchebag? Go. Right now. Show the world.

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@FBIDirectorKash Christ, you’re a twat.

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@NikkiHaley Thank goodness you didn’t contribute to or enable the behavior that led to a $40T debt or we’d have to call you a cynical, hypocritical fuckstain bereft of principles. Thank goodness.

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@SpeakerJohnson You’ll be recorded as the most craven, spineless, Gríma Wormtongue Speaker of the modern era. Go check your son’s masturbation schedule, you meatsuit.

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@SenThomTillis @JohnCornyn

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@SecretaryBurgum Testify under oath, you twat.

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@BasedMikeLee With a max of 15 stars on that flag, your theocratic state is a long way from joining the union, Mikey.

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@BasedMikeLee Oh noooooooo. Whatever will we do with an inactive senate oh noooooooo….

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@BasedMikeLee Start holding your breath, Mike. Keep going.

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@SpeakerJohnson Did your son crank down today?

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@FBIDirectorKash Fuck off, you clout chasing fuckwit.

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@SenJohnHoeven Name 3 actions, you q-tip-dropped-beside-the-toilet looking shitsipper.

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@SecWar Motherfucker, are you posting pics of a dignified transfer?! Christ.

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@LeaderJohnThune @POTUS Well qualified. Fuck off.

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@DarlineGrahamSC Lack of gag reflex must be a familial trait.

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@SenatorCollins You’re late.

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@SenRandPaul Coward.

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@RepThomasMassie There’s the loon we know.