It's Nuwanda

Blondes make the best victims.

[It's Nuwanda @evie_akerman]

@cravedfoods Hi guys, I've tried calling your customer service line about an order but couldn't get through. What is the number?

[It's Nuwanda @evie_akerman]

#Outrageous https://t.co/pIKnINc7Js

[It's Nuwanda @evie_akerman]

Being locked out is all well and good until you start to need the toilet. #Fml #worstday #justmyluck

[It's Nuwanda @evie_akerman]

"Of course you can come! That's why the threesome was invented, women do everything in groups." #threesomethursday #strengthinnumbers

[It's Nuwanda @evie_akerman]

I think being a teacher would be like trying to explain something to the dumb friend in the group, but everyday.

[It's Nuwanda @evie_akerman]

@BinkyFelstead @inthestyleUK for £20 can I get one with a top part? #sideboob #dresstoimpress

[It's Nuwanda @evie_akerman]

I really hope that when I'm a parent I still have all my friends on snapchat like 'lolz drew a moustache on my sleeping child' #DreamBig

[It's Nuwanda @evie_akerman]

I feel like America is that girl in high school who never gives the nice guy a try and only dates assholes #Trump #presidentialelection

[It's Nuwanda @evie_akerman]

When you touch something in public bathroom that really shouldn't be wet... #WhyWasTheToiletRollDispenserWet? #Ew

[It's Nuwanda @evie_akerman]

@AdamChesworth I think he has recognised it... #I'm #a #God

[It's Nuwanda @evie_akerman]

@tomhome95 still June bro ...

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

. @nytimes you give power to the shooter's legacy with biographical articles like this. It encourages other shooters looking for attention.

[It's Nuwanda @evie_akerman]

Going on a night out with your sibling and knowing you will get some great leverage to use later #imtellingmum

[It's Nuwanda @evie_akerman]

I thought the drying-my-clothes-with-a-hairdryer days where behind me #thinkagain #imanadult

[It's Nuwanda @evie_akerman]

Give me your soul @sav_fishel https://t.co/SZiPtDnMHb

[NO LONGER ACTIVE @sav_fishel]

Now this is what I like to see @evie_akerman

[It's Nuwanda @evie_akerman]

@HarryQuickk Hell, just wear the dress

[It's Nuwanda @evie_akerman]

@oliviaarmon @sav_fishel Urgg we know, he called us too #tryingtoohard