Evie

Primary Teacher | she/her

[Evie @evieaw]

Me: I wish people took candids of me.
Also me:

[Evie @evieaw]

I've only just now discovered that the lyrics to Summer of '69 are not in fact 'got my first real sex dream' but 'got my first real six-string'

[Kerem @Krm_H67]

🇩🇪 GERMANY. DID. NOT. DESERVE. TO. FINISH. LAST. OVERALL.
#Eurovision #Eurovision2023 #ESC2023

[Evie @evieaw]

How did Moldova not get more

[Evie @evieaw]

@jenniehawkesx So did I! Guess we'll see what the audience voted

[Evie @evieaw]

Why is Israel doing well and why do Croatia and Germany have no points

[Evie @evieaw]

Me and Ollie when we saw the Israel girl: oh she's hot
By the end of the song: oh that was the worst one yet
#Eurovision2023

[Evie @evieaw]

@NerdyAndQuirky BIDMAS

[Evie @evieaw]

Some ladies on my train offered one to me because they bought too many. It was lovely at the time but I'm definitely now regretting my choices.

[Evie @evieaw]

How do people drink caffeinated coffee? Honestly makes me feel so ill.

[Evie @evieaw]

It's only just hit me that 2020 was 3 years ago. I'm baffled.

[Evie @evieaw]

@MollyExx Oh that's where I've been getting all my knowledge from

[Evie @evieaw]

Update on my geography knowledge: just learnt that gorges are formed from waterfalls eroding

[Evie @evieaw]

@oliver_freeland Yeah when people would talk about houses being built on floodplains I never fully understood what that was. Still not entirely sure I know what a channel is tbh

[Evie @evieaw]

I'm planning a lesson on features of a river and I've only just learnt what a floodplain actually is

[Evie @evieaw]

I'm sorry but why does Cavonia now taste like mouthwash? Bring back the aniseed flavour please

[Evie @evieaw]

@edwards_emiily @MrTs_NQTs Congratulations! I started my teaching career this year in January in a year 2 class. I'd say definitely don't worry about starting in January and enjoy year 2! They are such a lovely age group. It'll be hard, but you'll have a great time 😊

[Alan McGuinness @Alan_McGuinness]

My son has lived through four chancellors, three home secretaries, two prime ministers and two monarchs.

He's four months old.

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

yes ofc I’m part of the lgbt

L- Lactose intolerant
G- gluten allergy
B- Bloated all the time
T- Tummy always hurting

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

If you are gonna do conspiracy theories go big or go home.