evie bat

[evie bat @eviebat]

love to turn absolutely feral in an airport

[evie bat @eviebat]

Microsoft, pls,

I never want ESX host to be autocorrected to SEXY host

[evie bat @eviebat]

do you think people can still tell I’m lip syncing Mariah Carey with my mask on in the airport??

[🍒odd rabbits🐇 sjmade friendfest @oddrabid]

🐑 a herd of well dressed sheep 🐑

[evie bat @eviebat]

love to initiate a reconciliation by saying “are you ready to apologize to me”

[evie bat @eviebat]

also I need a tums

[evie bat @eviebat]

thought i had defeated the Big Tired with whiskey but then the clock struck 10:15

[evie bat @eviebat]

you’re telling me the $25 compost tumbler I bought from Aldi isn’t easy to put together OR sturdy at all???? no way

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Me watching any episode of Vanderpump Rules since the Scandavol news broke

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@trustablegenius Boiled peanuts gonna change ur life

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reinactment

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what it’s really like being a woman in STEM

[evie bat @eviebat]

THREE exclamation points and zero emotion returned

[Chloe Angyal @ChloeAngyal]

The best thing you can do this International Women's Day is to realize that your fate is tied to that of trans women, and then figure out what you'll do to defend them against a state that's determined to wipe them out.

[evie bat @eviebat]

@monalisagoogle Ok but did you know tweety bird was a boy bird

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I wish taking my anti inflammatories was as easy as just complaining about arthritis pain

[evie bat @eviebat]

pls spell check do NOT autocorrect ESX host in my email to sexy host.