Evie 🍊

strong surrealist poetry vibes, obviously into films(???), the colour orange and TBHC (she/her)

[Evie 🍊 @EvieNeale]

this morning i was legging it down the back alley and clear as anything, i saw a tiny baby snail crossing in front of me. i took an exaggerated step over them, and realised i too am the baby snail. they were just trying to go on without being crushed. me.

[Evie 🍊 @EvieNeale]

@StagecoachNE I’ve sent these via direct message

[Evie 🍊 @EvieNeale]

Lovely driver of a @StagecoachNE 63 just completely ignoring me with my arm outstretched for twenty seconds, and driving away leaving me with my pram 😡

[autist @litteralyme0]

THAT WAS TODAY

[FPL Karim  @FPLKarim_]

Pep Guardiola to FPL managers on his last day

[SP @sspencerukk]

Finally some proper British journalism 👏

[Steph @StephanieYeboah]

Jane Seymour in 1537:

[Evie 🍊 @EvieNeale]

who to captain? #fpl #premierleague #gameweek38

[Evie 🍊 @EvieNeale]

@OfficialFPL someone help choose my captain!!

[Evie 🍊 @EvieNeale]

who to captain!? #FPL #premierleague #gw38

[𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 @deirdrescig]

nobody:
the adverts on itv3:

[Evie 🍊 @EvieNeale]

#fpl #premierleague who to captain

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

He who controls the spice controls the flavor

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

forbidden gyoza

[Evie 🍊 @EvieNeale]

#fpl who to captain

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

When you ask your Mam if you can get a dessert

[Evie 🍊 @EvieNeale]

@kelefc79 @virginmedia I got an email but with a percentage, not even the actual monetary value

[Designated Kitty @Designatedkitty]

The loot fridges in fallout games have.

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

Not Enid Blyton’s best

[Evie 🍊 @EvieNeale]

why does the ‘unless it’s a snake’ sound like the national lottery voiceover #BAFTAFilmAwards

[Variety @Variety]

Paddington presents the Best Children’s and Family award at the #BAFTAFilmAwards:

“I’m the first ever bear to present an award.”