Evie Anderson

[leenie 🦇 @gummyummycrocoz]

life if potatoes were 0 cals

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

When I’m walking in the woods and a little giggling gnome runs past

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you’re slowly watching one of your favorite shirts turn into a house shirt

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

how it feels to say "idk" to stuff u actually know but explaining takes efforts

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

this how zip-up hoodies be every time you sit down

[Chip Thief @ShatteredSFW]

"Oh no! There are 2 jedi heading for the bridge! Whatever will we do?"

The humble droideka:

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

the company cameras watching me talk to myself while I work:

[Taylor McCoy 🦖 @TM9380]

The Dinosaurs releasing on Netflix is a double edged sword. On one hand it’s a solid intro to dinosaurs available to a wide audience. On the other, having such a wide audience has really brought out all the brain dead mouth breathers who can’t function without AI or conspiracies

[Deeply @thxdeeply]

minecraft removed the "getting wood" achievement because mojang doesn't want a joke about boners in their game

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⭑.ᐟ @ezzuhme]

halfway through aotc

anakin: I can't live without padme.
Padme: omggg this boy crazyyy

Obiwan:

[Anna Riedl @AnnaLeptikon]

me with the laundry from the dryer

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

my favorite part of being alive is having to wipe the kitchen counters off 317 times a day everyday forever.

[michael (chainsaw) @nightsgrow]

laying in bed hearing all the posters i put up an hour ago fall right off the wall

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

BREAKING: Trump welcomes Emperor Palpatine to his “Board of Peace”

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

Me having to relearn my entire job after the holiday break--

[⛧ @Rainwontmiss]

i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough

[Joe Frick @joefrk]

Me trying to remember what the hell happened in the last season of Stranger Things tomorrow

[⊹˚. ren @andorlorians]

he hasn’t been a hired gun since season 1

[princesa @myculofat]

being sexy is just the cherry on top. i’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever

[kamila. @anakinslawyer]

“YOUR NEW EMPIREEEEE?”