Evie

hmmm ... worm

[Evie @eviesanidiot]

you can’t arrest me i’m the cake boss

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

okay Zohran now do the Rangers

[Evie @eviesanidiot]

another day missing the blackbird root beer bbq wings and cucumber ranch

[Evie @eviesanidiot]

what a beautiful day to lowball people on facebook marketplace

[Evie @eviesanidiot]

just made the best blt ive ever had and there is no photo evidence. she will be immortalized in my taste buds and memory

[Evie @eviesanidiot]

and like it's 2013

[Evie @eviesanidiot]

yeah man what if i just start using twitter again

[Evie @eviesanidiot]

imagine my surprise opening spotify in the year 2025 and finding out that unender by trs is on there

[Evie @eviesanidiot]

drinking a coffee that is so bad rn <3

[Julian Casablancas @Casablancas_J]

I'm always embarrassed that i kinda like everything at urban outfitter

[Evie @eviesanidiot]

chris parnell playing a vet in the new lindsay lohan netflix christmas movie ... close enough, welcome back dr. leo spaceman

[Evie @eviesanidiot]

the merch table is and has always been a flat garbage bin, thank you all from the bottom of my heart for remembering to dispose of your cups on it <3

[Evie @eviesanidiot]

@oliviaborch i honestly was gonna comment on this but felt yknow what fair enough

[Evie @eviesanidiot]

damn the drinks are starting to taste like me and stephanie should do love like woe at karaoke tonight

[Evie @eviesanidiot]

how are you to expect me to get anything done when my cat follows me everywhere i go like a little shadow and curls up on my lap any time i sit down ... productivity is simply out of my control

[Evie @eviesanidiot]

@st3phascope oh nothing has ever resonated with me more than this right now

[Evie @eviesanidiot]

@st3phascope if you don't put your damn boots on..

[Evie @eviesanidiot]

the rumors are true, there ARE ghosts at the rave pool

[stephanie @st3phascope]

🫶 number 1s forever and ever love u @paramore 🫶

[Evie @eviesanidiot]

@st3phascope @paramore STEPHANIEEEEEEEEEE