Evil $5 Foot Long

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[ValdyClapz @valdy1787]

If your girl dunk on you in 2k16 you gotta leave her ass, no way she learned that on her own

[Evil $5 Foot Long @evil5dollar]

Coming soon, Nutella subway sandwiches.

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TRUMP only won cause he's clearly a time traveler.

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Don't fuck around with that @McDonalds trash.

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COME TO SUBWAY WE TOTALLY NEVER HAD A PEDOPHILE AS OUR SPOKESMAN.

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@kanyewest WRITE A SONG ABOUT FOOTLONGS. BETTER YET NAME YOUR NEXT KID AFTER SWEET ONION TERIYAKI.

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For all you dudes who thirsty as fuck. She may not love you, but Foot Longs always will.

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@realDonaldTrump RELEASE YOUR TAXES AND GET FREE SUBS FOR THE REST OF THE FISCAL PERIOD. COME ON. DO IT.

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@McCann4Real FOLLOW IF YOU LOVE MEAT. AND VALUE. OF SAID MEAT.

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@codybornemann don't forget this guy

[Paxton Biggs @PaxBiggs]

@evil5dollar "foot long... fully loaded"

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@PaxPhotography INDEED. SAY GOODBYE TO A PRESIDENT WHO UNDERSTOOD FOOTLONG VALUE.

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You vs the sandwich she tells you not to worry about.

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@ItsWaltBitch you know what goes great with meth? Value sandwiches. Bitch.