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[•Vylocity• @byebyevylo]

quite possibly the best video ever made

[sami @queasyphon]

i hate when people "um actually" smut tropes 😔💔 idc if belly bulge is unrealistic idc if you can't actually feel someone cum inside you idc if there's a refractory period i'm gonna write it the way that makes my dick hard

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

they’re related

[bianca 🗡️ @sorryloveyabye]

i think about this at least once a week what a visionary

[ArmpitLicker777 @SensitiveYM_]

Me cree una cuenta nueva exclusivamente para ver minas de anime en bolas sin ser interrumpido por cosas tan poco trascendentales como los conflictos globales o la política.

[catty 𐔌˙. @jelqtutorial]

how it feels to be one of the last surviving catgirls in a world of puppyganda

[august @regularaugust]

They should invent unlicensed therapists. Guys you just go talk to and they say “damn that’s crazy…” for discounted rates.

[possxm @0xD06F00D]

my shits small, idk how to fuck, i will squirm if you touch me

[SARASEL @ThatG1504ex]

Face it tiger

[hiz @h1xhzi]

ちんちん小さすぎて昼寝してたら蟻にフェラチオでイかされたことある

[ventMaxxing @ventMaxxing]

gf who catches you jerking off while clinging to her sweater and she sweetly comes over and kneels over you and giggles and says “that’s okay baby you can keep going” and starts running her fingers through your hair and you look up at her like a goddess and keep going for her >>>

[guy in the sky @Guyinthesky_]

I do not understand the mental gymnastics of a straight guy who thinks being into femboys is straight and based, but being into trans women is gay and cringe somehow.

[sofi ⚢ @himejoshiblog]

gringo en twitter: que podrían saber los latinos de imperialismo??😂

el pais promedio en latam cada vez que nos atrevemos a poner un presidente medianamente decente en el poder:

[Nommi🦭 @nommiyknn0m]

salió como la awela
#spiderman #petraparker

[Xian Mesmer @zxian_art]

petra parker

[fez @noburculosis]

how niggas who beat it to guro rape blend in to society

[Whar❓️ @the_whar]

When the Justice League needs someone to do a grocery run but they accidentally send out modern Captain Atom

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

me at pizza hut: yeah can i get a pizza

the skinnyfat straight guy that works there who calls himself pornified wobblemeat on his onlyfans where he takes fisheye lens pictures of his ass for bi guys: sure, what toppings are we looking at?