evil fizz

Erstwhile feminist blogger, attorney, Army veteran, and trivia maven, not necessarily in that order. Views entirely my own.

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I’m actually really angry about what a certain dipshit has done to this site and that giving it up seems both practical and ethical.

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@CBPolt I’m really sorry to hear. Thinking of you and your family!

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@mikkipedia And it’s the second time!

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@lindaholmes Yes, because I babysat for a family that had one. The two kids and I basically used to hang out on the bed for an hour or more at a time, sort of sloshing around. I remember it very fondly.

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@Dpdpduo @janecoaston A lawyer named after 2 types of gin, no less.

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@joshua_eaton Oooooh! Would be delighted if the offer remains open.

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@AkivaMCohen Yes, please.

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@CBPolt If you have invites…

😊

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@PatrickJMalone Was it coherent? Their letters leave a lot to be desired.

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I would love to be one of them, but Mohela has decided that my middle name is my last name and that it’d be good to spend the past 8 months fucking up my paperwork. It’s maddening.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

After years of fighting for reform, and after calling out Betsy DeVos for standing in the way of this, I’m very happy to see these teachers, nurses, & other public servants finally benefiting from student debt cancelation under the president’s leadership.
https://t.co/h8Ica2Bqu8

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@flotisserie Ooooh! I will keep an eye out for sure. It’s just an amazing piece.

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@flotisserie That is a work of art. I am both deeply impressed and deeply jealous it won’t be in my house.

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@LethalityJane One of my obstetric nurses told me it was not unusual for women to find out they were pregnant again at their six week post-delivery checkup. I was aghast.

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@Karnythia Local sports program only allows texting with kids and parents. Coaches are expressly prohibited from texting kids (or groups of kids) directly

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I laughed so hard I scared my dog.

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@RustBeltRebel The Circle Line cruise around Manhattan is fun if there’s a clear day. You can often get a discount ticket (definitely don’t pay for premium seating or anything). Yes, the tour guide patter is super touristy but it’s a great view of the city.

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@CAwkward The ego radiating off that letter is something else.

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@andreagrimes I read the first tweet and thought Thomas Kincaid. Clearly, I should go to bed.

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@Carrie_Lomax Congratulations and best wishes to you and your family!