Evil Hobbit

We hates 'em. We hates 'em all, don't we, my preciousssss?

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Iraqi footballer shot on pitch http://tinyurl.com/dm8sy2 (BBC) We thinks the Premiership could use some of that, my precious

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RT @shanghaishak if browsers were women http://tinyurl.com/acsy4r Hmmm, we wonders if Lynx would be a blind girl, my precious

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Ah, my precious, Madoof pleads guilty - everyone says it's a bad thing, but we doesn't see it, does we? http://tinyurl.com/af2887 Telegraph

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@bryanbrinkman We sees you, my precious, yeeeesss, we sees you

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@jimmyfallon Following peoples is stalking, Jimmy. We approves, my precious, now make @bryanbrinkman cry live on Twitter *glee*

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We didn't think peoples was more evil than us, did we my precious? http://tinyurl.com/coaaec 10 shot dead in Germany (BBC)

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What has it gots in its' Gmails, hmm? WE WANTS OUR GMAILS, my preciousss