dr. doofenpercs

yonkers

[dr. doofenpercs @evil_inc69]

IFHY

[miia @miiagarro]

ready for whatever the day brings

[dr. doofenpercs @evil_inc69]

baby boomers calling you soft for not being okay with slapping/hitting your children is crrrazy.

have you guys ever considered that the reason you’re all socially/emotionally inept is because your boomer parents beat you retarded??

[miia @miiagarro]

ng| some things are only okay when i do it

[dr. doofenpercs @evil_inc69]

& i still hide to text you back

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

don’t flirt with me unless you know how to lift the curse

[dr. doofenpercs @evil_inc69]

oh yay i love hide & seek😁
how about i go to your last known location, and if you’re still there i smash this bottle over your fucking head

[dr. doofenpercs @evil_inc69]

@FortniteStatus FIX THE RANKED SKIN !!!! ITS BUGGED AND ALL RANKS ARE LOCKED

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

therapist told me it'd be easier if i just blew my shit smoove off

[dr. doofenpercs @evil_inc69]

& while i call your uber go wait over by the door, and bitch here go your phone wait till you leave to turn it on

[dr. doofenpercs @evil_inc69]

@Nightskye81 @KyNightmarex @EngTwink08 @Fortnite do you put lube on your ass before you let big companies fuck you, or do you like it better when its dry? they didn’t just raise the price, they lowered the amount of vbucks you get too lmao. people would be way less mad if the price was raised with no decrease in vbucks retard

[dr. doofenpercs @evil_inc69]

smashing that repost button wit no shame

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

i’d blow my head smoove off but i gotta work in the morning

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i don’t want to do my laundry i want to be an alcoholic

[dr. doofenpercs @evil_inc69]

i can tell when a girl has had a hood boyfriend. ho i know you don’t just listen to rio 🤣🤣🤣

[r͛ @9lsvq]

yearning like a fucking loser