Anam Malik

Witty emotional freak!!

[Anam Malik @evil_loord]

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[Sara @piousdeenn]

Suddenly…

You get the job.
Allah invites you for ʿUmrah.
You get married.
Your debt is paid off.
Your dreams begin to unfold.

Because you read these 5 duas & Allah answered the dua, in sha Allah.

[Osman Khalid Butt 🇵🇸 @aClockworkObi]

This list is weak. Allow me to expand:

- won’t whisper 𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘢’𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘐’𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 every time you breathe.
- doesn’t fry an egg without a haya ka tarrka.
- thinks a man can, God forbid, operate a washing machine.
- had the audacity to say she was not your servant one hot July summer.
- doesn’t fold your emotional baggage & oedipus complex neatly.
- refuses to laugh hysterically at your mummy’s WhatsApp forwards.
- doesn’t greet your extended family like she’s applying for a visa.
- once said ‘khud kar lo mai thaki hui hoon’ without an ounce of haya.
- doesn’t wake up at fajar to apologize for feminism.
- once, in 2016, forgot to smile at your balding phuppa.
- refuses to exorcise the jinn that hides your car keys.
- lets her contour deviate from sharia-compliant geometry.
- doesn’t spontaneously transform into a Kababjees whenever guests come unannounced.
- fails the saalan consistency test.
- can’t make roti that heals your generational trauma.
- hasn’t yet dissolved her personality in the lassi she made for you.
- doesn’t serve said lassi like she’s auditioning for a drama serial.
- once referred to herself as a human being.
- refuses to hand-wash your fragile masculinity in washing powder nirma.
- once said ‘therapy’ instead of ‘dua’.
- once voiced an opinion during PSL season.
- won’t press your shalwar kamiz with the weight of patriarchal tradition.
- commits spiritual treason by calling your mother ‘aunty’ instead of ‘ammi jaaaan’.
- won’t align the TV remote with the qibla after use.
- hasn’t watched an oppressive Pakistani drama for moral calibration.
- can’t produce electricity through sheer guilt when the generator dies.

[Anam Malik @evil_loord]

@HasanEssam29636 .
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[𝐌𝐚𝐡𝐝𝐢 || @Mahdii365_]

Allah Has Cursed These Types of Women.

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[Joey Yochheim @joeyyochheim]

Joint pain isn’t aging.

It’s inflammation screaming at you:

• Your diet is toxic
• Your recovery is trash
• Your movement is broken

Here’s everything you need to know about joint health (and how to fix it naturally):

[Defense Intelligence @DI313_]

Praying for Pakistan 🇵🇰 in Madina.

May Allah protect Pakistan⚔️🇵🇰🤲

[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

Almighty. Forgive us. Have mercy on us. Grant us your highest Paradise. Aameen

[Darshan 🦖 @darshan]

This neuroscientist worked until she was 103.

She also:

• Won a Nobel Prize at 77
• Became a senator at 92
• Stayed mentally sharp into her 100s

Her secret? 5 daily habits that prevented brain aging: 🧵

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

This is not a war. This is a genocide.

Post about Palestine like your life depends on it, because their lives depends on it.

Don't stop talking about Gaza. Push for a permanent ceasefire.

[Aleeza Arshad @aleezasherryy]

'Aaj nahi, lekin aik din tum logon ko pata chalei ga that I was on the right side of history. Tareekh sab kuch saamne rakh deti hai.'

I still remember your words, abba.
The amount of psychological torture our family had to go through, especially in the past two years, just to remain on the right side of history, cannot be put into words. From constant threats, to people following us, to them harassing us, to not feeling safe in our own house, to facing bogus FIRs, to trying to add you to the missing persons list. Zameen itni tung kar di thi k wo mulk, jis main apni poori zindagi guzari, sab apne thei, wo chor k jana para. I still remember the nights we could not sleep worrying for you, 'kahin dhoond na lain, kahin pakar na lain' and the night they finally murdered you. Hamare ghar ka wahid sarabarah cheen liya. The realization that you will no longer be with us; ab sar par haath rakhne wala koi nahi ho ga. The price we had to pay just so we could be on the right side of history.

All of this has numbed me to a point where I think I'm incapable of feeling any emotion.
Taking the first step is always difficult, regardless, you took that step. You dared to name those who must not be named. You taught us that we should stand for our rights no matter what the cost. Aap ki jaan to chali gayi lekin ye qoum jaag gayi. Aap ki jaan janei k baad hi sab k saamne haqeeqat khuli. Log bahir nikle. From mass protests to the unprecedented voter turn out, people have finally gained the courage to speak for their rights, to stand up against tyranny. Indeed your sacrifice didn't go in vain. Himmat de gaye sab ko.

People are in despair because of the prevailing circumstances, 'hamare aik vote se kya ho ga, rigging to hui wi hai'. If a vote didn't matter, why have there been relentless attempts to avoid elections for the past two years? Aik hi vote tha jo hazrat Imam Hussain ne Yazid ko nahi diya. Wo aik hi vote tha jiske liye unhon ne apni jaan di, apne khandan ko qurban kar diya sirf is liye k wo aik vote bhi zulm k liye nahi dena chahte thei. Today I exercised the same right to vote; today I recorded my protest against injustice. Today I stood for what my father gave his life for. I'm content that I'm on the right side of history.

Beshak, batil to hai hi mitne k liye. Time will tell what role my father played in Pakistan's revolution. A revolution that is bound to happen. This is just 'the beginning'.

#ArshadSharifShaheed
#ArshadShareefShaheed
#GeneralElection2024
#GeneralElectionN0W

[• @Alhamdhulillaah]

رب إني لما أنزلت إلي من خير فقير

[Rabbi innī limā anzalta ilayya min khayrin faqīr]

My Lord! I am indeed needy of whatever good You may send to me

[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

People will come and go in your life. That’s how it is. Don’t worry about it. Don’t try to hang on to those who want to leave. The Almighty will put total strangers in your path to get you where you’re supposed to be. Trust Him.

[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

Purify your heart. Take the spite out of it. Your heart is a small organ. When you fill it with hatred, you’re preventing it from being filled with the love of the Almighty. Always ask Him to protect us from hearts that are consumed with hatred, envy etc.

[𝐌𝐚𝐡𝐝𝐢 || @Mahdii365_]

FACTS ABOUT ALLAH THAT WILL 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗧 YOUR SOUL ✨

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[𝐌𝐚𝐡𝐝𝐢 || @Mahdii365_]

YOU WILL BECOME 𝗔𝗗𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗗 TO ISTIGHFAR AFTER READING THIS INSHA'ALLAH 💫

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[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

There are some whose mission in life is to criticise, hate & look for negativity in things. They bring absolutely no value to your life. Quit worrying about them. Don’t let them sidetrack you from your real cause. Let the Almighty deal with them. Focus on your path. The straight path.

[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

Almighty. Grant us good patience in hard times. Let us learn to be grateful by recognizing that our trials could be much worse. Let us trust Your Plan and have complete reliance on You. Help us to remain close to You during both good and bad times. Aameen.

[• @Al__Quraan]

“He is going to give you and you'll be satisfied.”

-Al Qur’aan [93:5]

[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

Never feel that the Almighty has abandoned you & you’re alone. He has not. You may be the one crying at night, smiling in the day to hide your pain, feeling lost, confused or frustrated but never doubt that He knows what you’re going through. Always!